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I plan to become the Highlander before that fiasco happens.

Then I can decapitate non-robot pilots.

You would be killed with sticks by the throngs of fans.

Foolish humans, the Highlander fears not your puny sticAAARGH, MY BOTTOM!

So much D2.

We powered through Acts III and IV in Hell today. The drops were terrible, but hopefully Act V will make up for that.

Except now we have to deal with those little guys that shoot the flaming shovels. Damn it.

Hate.

the stick is mightyer than the being from another planet

cheese fights the the fight of the hair golem …

That was epic amounts of D2 yesterday, and I didn’t die once.

Dave however…

But it was certainly quality. We should start doing Hell Mephisto runs…so that we can die more frequently.

No one informs me of these things anymore.

Hay I am in act III. I am also level 21.

Um… Just ignore me.

D2 WAS PROGRAMMED VERY WELL!

<a href=“http://www.romshand.com/pix/d2ops1.jpg” target=_blank>Portal off the bridge</a>
<a href=“http://www.romshand.com/pix/d2ops2.jpg” target=_blank>Invisible zombie</a>
<a href=“http://www.romshand.com/pix/d2ops3.jpg” target=_blank>Andariel’s portal far away from where it should be</a>
<a href=“http://www.romshand.com/pix/d2ops4.jpg” target=_blank>Pit Lord in lava</a>

There will be much more to come, I guarantee it!!

You have been D2ing without me again.

I take offense.

i am a portal

Oh hurray. I just got this sword with a 50% deadly blow and such, and I had all my equipment includin but not limited to:

Amulet of +5 strength
Enchanted two-handed socketed sword of Eldel 19-45 attack
Bone Shield of 45 defense and 55% blocking
Chain mail of 95 defense

So I got killed by a spider and then the oh-so awsome Bnet server went down, disconnecting me. So now I have nothing. Yay. DIABLO II IS AN AWESOME GAME.

Your body will be in town the next time you start the game.

Fear not.

Can I interest you in a troll nest.

It requires 106 strength.

Act III is awfully awful. You should expect that sort of thing to happen.

I mostly blame Bnet.

Also, for the troll nest: GAH TOO HEAVY BLARGH!

Boy you couldn’t pay me enough to hate the airlines/buslines/trainlines any more.

Hreh.

Mysterious, are we?

Unable to enter game. Your character must kill Baal in Nightmare difficulty to start a Hell game.

Be thankful you can’t get into Hell.

IT IS IMPOSSIBLE.

MEANING IT CANNOT BE DEFEATED UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE.

And there’s no mystery as to why I hate transportation lines: they either cost too much, don’t exist, take too long, or just don’t make any sense at all.

Take this for example: I can drive from here (Detroit) to Houghton, Michigan in under 10 hours, the trip would cost me in the neighborhood of $40.

A bus from Greyhound makes this trip in 18 hours…and costs well over $100.

A flight from Detroit directly to Hancock airport would take about 3 hours (I’ve done it in the past), and would cost about $150.

The cheapest flight you can book now (three or four weeks in advance) take you from Detroit, to Minneapolis, to Hancock and cost $250 (this adds anywhere form 2 hours to 4 hours onto your journey!).

The same flight can also be completed by going from Detroit, to Cleveland, to Minneapolis, and then to Hancock for a grand total of $500 (it also takes about as much time it would take to drive there)

If I were to decide to go Amtrak, I had better be going to Chicago, because trains (of course) do not run up north, and I’m sure it would take an illogical 40 hours to get there, and would cost a kidney donation.

That’s all…no mystery whatsoever!