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Originally posted by LeonMcNichols
A_f remember the movies where one person has a small hole on the front of the head yet the back of the skull has a hole the size of a grapefruit

The reason for this is either a low-velocity round, or a hollow-point or some other specialty ammunition, which will deform and spread out, leaving a small entrance wound and an enormous exit wound.

The reason that this ammunition was developed was because higher-velocity weapons would pass through a soft target, such as a human, without leaving anything but a small hole the diameter of the round.

Ahh…the technology of killing. Wonderful.

Good thing we don’t have anything better to focus on…like curing cancer…

Things don’t go “boom” or spatter blood against walls when you’re curing cancer.

Well technically killing someone does kill the cancerous cells, thereby curing them of cancer. So, I disagree.

Joy! We need to get this cure working on a large scale immediately.

Originally posted by Gil
Well technically killing someone does kill the cancerous cells, thereby curing them of cancer. So, I disagree.

Just like acid in the face cures your economic troubles.

It is difficult to imagine a large-scale program involving putting acid on people’s faces. Therefore there is little fun involved. Killing wins.

Well, acid isn’t just applied to the face, it is thrown onto the face. Throwing is just more fun.

Yes, we don’t describe your “killing” as “placing bullets on people” because that would be boring.

“Placing hydrogen plasma on people” becomes “throwing people into hydrogen plasma”. The alteration is an improvement.

Yeah, but placing is different than throwing. Throwing is much better.

I think this has been agreed upon.

Except in the case of land mines, of course. Or nitroglycerin.

But throwing nitroglycerin is fun! It goes boom!
Throwing dynamite isn’t fun. You have to set that off for the fun to begin.

Originally posted by Spkarrer
Yes, we don’t describe your “killing” as “placing bullets on people” because that would be boring.

indeed you’d be killing pople by lead poisining…

Lead poisoning can be fun, too! Think Caligula.

Originally posted by KBV
Think Caligula.

I can say I actually had the Original Uncut ver back in “88” true roman debauchery at it best !


I meant the way he was completely, hillariously nuts.

Originally posted by Kirel
Except in the case of land mines, of course. Or nitroglycerin.

Why make people step on land mines when you can throw remote mines at them? Throwing is always better.

Except in the case of mind control. Except… then you can tell people to throw stuff. So I am wrong, throwing is also better with mind control.