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Dandy. Also do unfortunate things to his furniture.

His dog is vomiting blood all over the couch. Now she is eating the couch. I am ignoring the dog.

I am currently stealing his computer/tivos/giant TV/reclining chair.

I can taste the goodness all the way over here. Did you get rid of that annoying clock while you were at it?

So… The Race?

Hiss.

Astonishing. Apples for all!

YaY gunpowder laced Apple butter YUM !

That’s how a MAN makes applesauce.

The picture is impossible. Think about it. A bullet comes from one side. Apple guts shoot out both sides. Momentum would carry the apple guts out the same side as the bullet. There’s five years of physics for you.

you are quite incorrect, the point of the bullet would force material all the way through the apple, however, the curvature of the bullet would force the rest of the material to the side where it would expand in the easiest way possible, and in the rear of the apple the easiest way out is in the opposite direction of the bullet.

A_f Has it correct remember the movies where one person has a small hole on the front of the head yet the back of the skull has a hole the size of a grapefruit . Same Diffrence.

If only Mr. Nancarrow’s professors were here to see this…oh well.

The matter has to go somewhere, and it’s not all going to go in the same direction. Even without a curve, it would create pressure on the surface with which it collides. This buildup of mushy apple matter would go “backwards” (to the right in the picture) because the resistance of the air is less that the resistance of the apple.

Originally posted by Spkarrer
This buildup of mushy apple matter would go “backwards” (to the right in the picture) because the resistance of the air is less that the resistance of the apple.

You are all overanalysing the situation. The picture is simply a warning to foolish Big Uglies like yourselves: Mess with the Race, and you become the apple.

I know you’re just angry because you only understand chemistry and not PHYSICS!

Fi-z-iks?

I’m majoring in English!
My future income = >$25,000 a year.

Originally posted by Pianosaurus
English!
Destruction. Pain. Burning.

Originally posted by Pianosaurus
[B]Fi-z-iks?

I’m majoring in English!
My future income = >$25,000 a year. [/B]

Da ! Pianosaurus has it corrrect ! So says Arnie !

No. English is the pain of burning without the relief of death.

Originally posted by Pianosaurus
[B]Fi-z-iks?

I’m majoring in English!
My future income = >$25,000 a year. [/B]

Sig of Pianosaurus
English, who needs that? I’m never going to England!