Originally posted by Pianosaurus
Boy, I’d like to take a bite out of your butt!
[SIZE=1]wtf is that???[/SIZE] 
:eek: LOL
He seems to be implying that he is a fag.
This thread has suddenly become far more gigantic. Hooray for courtship battles of the human.
Tim was quoting the Ladies Man…one of the most humorous movies of the past decade.
And you all lose for not having seen it.
I win for not making fun of Tim.
But I still lose for not seeing <i>The Ladies Man</i>.
I lose for not having seen “Ladies’ Man”.
Hey Seraph, was your dad a meat theif? 'Cause it looks like he took two fine hams and stuck 'em down the back of your dress!
We’re so lucky that there’s no sexual harrassment on the internet.
Just as there is no lying.
Hmm, this is somewhat reminiscent of a bad Discovery Channel documentary.
(“Watch now as the mighty Geek circles his prey…”)
Am I solely responsible for representing the female population here?
Crazy 
So anyway… to answer, I’m here somewhat randomly… though the reason I jumped in is to defend myself against comments such as:
May I suggest punching her in the face?
Yes, I have Luke Wilson by my computer 
Right, I’m sure I had something more interesting to say… hmm…
But since I can’t think of it, I’ll end with this:
A full-size virtual keyboard projected by light on to any surface has been invented.
Beams of light, which detect the user’s movements, make up the keyboard. It can be integrated into mobile phones, laptops, tablet PCs or even sterile medical environments.
The gadget was unveiled by Siemens at the CeBIT computer fair in Hannover, Germany. Siemens Procurement Logistics Services say the keyboard, manufactured by Developer VKB Inc, in Israel, could represent a revolution for data entry and the mini computer.
The mini projector that detects user interaction with the surface also simulates a mouse pad. It is also on show at CeBIT until Wednesday.
Sweet, huh?
Originally posted by Seraph
Am I solely responsible for representing the female population here?
No. The three others you’re most likely to see are (in descending order of likelyhood) sasukechan, Ryoko, and Archive. There are more, but you’re not as likely to meet them.
manufactured by Developer VKB Inc, in Israel
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Originally posted by Pianosaurus
(The word “Boy” in this sentence is an exclamation, not a reference to a young member of the male sex. I’M NOT A FAG!)
That’s a step in the good way, but you still need to make up an excuse for that avatar of yours.
Originally posted by Seraph
A full-size virtual keyboard projected by light on to any surface has been invented.
Beams of light, which detect the user’s movements, make up the keyboard. It can be integrated into mobile phones, laptops, tablet PCs or even sterile medical environments.
The gadget was unveiled by Siemens at the CeBIT computer fair in Hannover, Germany. Siemens Procurement Logistics Services say the keyboard, manufactured by Developer VKB Inc, in Israel, could represent a revolution for data entry and the mini computer.
The mini projector that detects user interaction with the surface also simulates a mouse pad. It is also on show at CeBIT until Wednesday.
Sweet, huh?
It’s getting more and more logical why organisations such as Hamas and Hezbollah exist…
Originally posted by Pianosaurus
Hey Seraph, was your dad a meat theif? 'Cause it looks like he took two fine hams and stuck 'em down the back of your dress!
That was kind of cheap. In other words, you will never get pussy with that attitude: “BOY”
Lay off Hamas. Hamas > Stern Gang (this isn’t a non-sequitor. I’m not gay).
And the virtual keyboard would be sweet. No more Mountain Dew related keyboard mishaps for me!!
Tim, don’t you have a girlfriend… making you not the ladies’ man, but just the lady’s man?
Originally posted by Trot_to_Trotsky
And the virtual keyboard would be sweet. No more Mountain Dew related keyboard mishaps for me!!
Until I come over and pour Mountain Dew on the mini-projector.
You will easily be able to get into his house. All you have to do is call him and tell him you’re coming over, he’ll leave to go to media play, and you’re all set.
And while you’re there steal his tivos.
And then give one to me.
He’s out seeing E.T. right now. I’m on my way to his house…
Ooh! Time for stealin’!