Things you would never hear a character say

Originally posted by Oblivion

MARIO: No, Luigi, you go ahead, I’ll sit this one out.

Luigi’s Mansion’s true storyline eh?

Link: Don’t want no shoooooort people, don’t want no shoooooort people, don’t want no shoooooort people round here.

Geez, poor Luigi only gets to do stuff when Mario’s kidnapped or unconscious…

He oughta knock the fucker out and take the good games. “SUPER LUIGI SUNSHINE!”

ZELDA: Hm, I’m not even in the game. Should I let Link’s name be in the title?

BOWSER: Mario, get ready to… ROBATTLE!

Ryu: Shinkuuuuuu… MERCURY BUBBLES!!!

KEN: Does a bunch of complicated martial arts katas, including an amazing super-kick combo
DAN: Shoots Ken in the head.

Originally posted by Oblivion
KEN: Does a bunch of complicated martial arts katas, including an amazing super-kick combo

Shipuu Jinrai Kyaku?

Maybe.

if not then what?

I said it once and I’ll say it once again since I get kicks out of things I write.

Aeris: Hey Cloud, I made my bed for you…I mean the spare bed!

hmmmmm I think your avatar is making your posts less interesting…

BOUNCEY BOUNCEY!!

blinks

Don’t make me change it. I’d hate to take away something you like so much :stuck_out_tongue:

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!~!!!

what’s it from anyways?

I dont know. I copied someones avatar from another forum.

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