Things you would never hear a character say

Aura and Skieth fly by
Orca: What the hell was that? Kite go see.
Kite: Why me!?
Orca: because your the Goddam n00b and I’m Orca of the
Azure Sky… thats why!
Kite: Ulp
gets data drained
Orca: Glad that wasn’t me…

.Hack//Infection

Trowa: does this clown suit make my butt look big?
Heero: Yeah, you might want to change.
Quatre: I think he looks better than Relena in it Heero.
Heero: You are so right Quatre.
Wufie: Why the hell do I fight with you losers, other than the fact that Duo is hott.
Duo: I always knew you loved me Wufie!

Never ever ever would such a conversation take place.
:wink:

Squall*: (engaging and thoughtful conversation)

*from FF8, you jerks

BlackRose and Kite…about to face Skeith

BlackRose: this is it Kite, you ready?

Kite: more than ever!

Runs toward Skeith and battle engages

BlackRose: Hiyaaaa cling clang Kite… a little help?

Kite: OMG, lunch time… brb…logs out

BlackRose: eep!

BlackRose gets Data Drained and falls in a coma

.Hack//Infection

Originally posted by Smee
Squall: (engaging and thoughtful conversation)

That right there works on two different levels.

Originally posted by Smee
Squall*: (engaging and thoughtful conversation)
*from FF8, you jerks

Yes and I know our squall would indeed find the humor in that. thank you smee that was most enjoyable. :smiley:

Originally posted by Trot_to_Trotsky
That right there works on two different levels.

[i]BURNINATED!!![/i]

Deep Throat: Hi, im Deep Throat

Kite: that’s one messed up name.

Deep Throat: you think my name’s stupid? Go fly yourself! XD

Metal Gear Solid/ .Hack//Infection

Brandon (Kyrandia): I am a manly man.

Chrono : (anything)

Actually he said “Tastes like chicken!” in one part. :stuck_out_tongue:

he also talked in one of the hidden endings…

Sephiroth: Lol dewd my sword is hella longer than urs!!

Klaymen (Neverhood): “But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?”

Or, indeed, anything but “Klaymen,” or “Now I am the ruler of this world.”

Sephiroth: I’ve ditched my sword for a pair of handguns.
Cloud: I see. So have I, and My guns are bigger than yours.

Sephiroth: oh yeah and this whole meteor thingy is kinda getting in the way of my tan destroys it

sees the meteor destroyed
Cloud: You have strayed from our designated story plot. What do we do now?
watches longer as meteor debris rains down upon the world
Sephiroth: Well, I dont know about you, but I am going to scream and run.
Cloud: Wise choice.
they both run and scream while looking for someplace to take cover

Kira-You know Azuran I can’t take this…your gf is so much better than Faye, how do you pull it of man.
Azuran-I just try to find the sane one on the ship Kira.
Kagari-Indeed Azuran, let him have it…chooseing her…geez it makes me sick…
Faye-I am so great…la la la

(Sorry my great dislike for Faye is rather evident…but she is just so EVIL)

Originally posted by RATBURN360[pod]
sees the meteor destroyed
Cloud: You have strayed from our designated story plot. What do we do now?
watches longer as meteor debris rains down upon the world
Sephiroth: Well, I dont know about you, but I am going to scream and run.
Cloud: Wise choice.
they both run and scream while looking for someplace to take cover

Sephiroth: Oh no I forgot my puppy!!

O_O Puppy?

YS3!!!11