So much history was once buried here

I agree that it is wrong to call it fan fiction. No one who was a fan of anything could possess the depravity to produce and deploy the word “inter-react”. Its essence is an act of cruelty to all things.

That story is not actually copyrighted! I feel cheated and I demand immediate monetary compensation.

Ya guys fantasy is a real genre of books that feature dragons and pixies and guys with apostrophes in their names i’m legitimate and original, and I use funny words like “self-mockingly” which makes me edgy, and Squall is a genius.

I also love the reviews that you got FROM THE INTERNET. Boy, you sure are big time, now.

But in all seriousness: that was the shittiest thing I’ve ever read, including fan fiction featuring the Nanny and her menstrual period, and the one about the A-Team turning gay, and Hannibal and Face getting married (until Face dies of AIDS). I don’t know if any of you have actually been to college, or taken any sort of classes on prose or structure, but if you have, you really need to get your tuition back. You’ve been had.

Oh, and:

He say the words softly, being those he had not spoken, made note of in any kind, so far back as they had known each other.

I’m not sure if this can technically be considered English, but it sure is hilarious!

HE SAY THE WORDS SOFTLY!

Who came up with that gem? You, or the conspiracy king Himself?

Trot sure is active when evil is afoot on these boards! He’s like our very own Grendizer, only he looks even gayer than Grendizer in his spaceship!

I said “fan fics” not fanfics. I meant a fictional story written by a fanatical person. Fanatical about about her own works of fiction it would seem. Why someone would post such stories here in this thread confuses me to no end.

Because Trotsky PISSED ME OFF.

What better reason is there, than to Annoy Trotsky? Can you think of one?? ANYONE??

Actually Rom it is copywritted. As is most of my poetry. I enjoy writing and write what I enjoy. And while I’m willing to take knocks from everyone here. I’m NOT releasing my copywrite, SO TROTSKY NO MORE QUOTING WITHOUT WRITTEN PERMISSION FROM ME or QUOTING EXACTLY where you got that and who the authors are.

Damned humans can’t even obey copy-write laws.

giggles

If you can’t even spell copyright correctly, or even just the same way twice, you shouldn’t get copyright protection.

Yeah, not like you. Because, as everyone knows, when you pretend to be an animal on the Internet, you stop being the gigantic seething buttertroll Wal-Mart employee you are in real life.

I’m glad you enjoyed my work.

I quoted this from your story!

It’s a good thing it’s copywrited instead of copyrighted or I could be in serious trouble, let me tell you what, mister!!

So shoot me, I’m a lousy speller. Hell I flip letters around if I’m not careful too. and I have the problem where sometimes you can’t find the right word and substitude something that sounds close.

Besides I give you permission to steal one liners from my stories as long as you DO say they are from my stories I have some good ones in there.

You may jab at me, but you at least do it with humor.

Just be careful, you may grow on me like my husband did. Took us 5-6 years of tormenting and teasing each other to realize we actually started LIKING each other.

Then stop calling yourself a writer. It’s pretty requisite to have at least a basic grasp of the language.

And again, stop telling us about your husband. I know that you’re impressed that you could pull down a husband, despite your ever sallowing looks, and your waistline’s demise at the figurative hands of the candy machine in the break room at work, but really, we don’t care…

I wrote this myself!

That is an amazing work I had no idea that you were such a good writer Romsus!

Just be careful, you may grow on me like my husband did. Took us 5-6 years of tormenting and teasing each other to realize we actually started LIKING each other.

Hmm.
Why the hell would you torment and tease someone for 5 or 6 years without just telling them to expletive deleted their mommas expletive deleted until their expletive deleted fell the expletive deleted off and quit expletive deleted annoying you?

Don’t you watch anime? Asocial monster-people are too retarded to express their emotions directly! Or rather, she’s unable to conceive of a relationship without constant confrontation, which she views as “intellectual challenge”, but is actually attention whoring and aggressive intellectual bullying.

They should stick em all on an island like the Lord of the Flies (or I suppose to an extent battle royale)

See who comes out as the biggest whine.

seems tho that its all like ‘pity me, tho i am strong’ stuff. Wierd.