Signs of the Apocalypse

This thread is to list the ongoing signs of the apocalypse we see in every day life.

I’ll begin.

Here’s another.

The Horsemen are busy today.

This, this, a thousand times THIS!

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This thing:

Also, this.

When that is done, it will be a sign of the apocalypse.

This, this, a couple dozen times this.


(P.S. the spotlight scene was replaced with a better scene)

I take offense. The first Princess Diaries was a splendid film and I see no reason to suspect that this one won’t be as well.

Here’s a reason: Now settled in Genovia, Princess Mia faces a new revelation: she’s being primed for an arranged marriage to a English suitor.

You’re just jealous that you don’t have an English suitor.


Anne Hathaway is really freaking hot.

And I agree with Ryan. The first one was really charming.

I AM GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYG AYG AYG AGY AGY AGYAGLDJLFJSLJDSLFJdslfjs.dafdsalgjdslfjasl;kfjlagkjsfalk;j4eqoi5u43oi534

As much truth as there is in that statement, I fear it’s more that Japan has made me allergic to the concept of forced marriages.

From Anne Hathaway’s bio:

Majoring in English & minoring in Women’s Studies at Vassar

Edit: Fuck, Vassar :frowning:

Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match, find me a find, catch me a GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH TENTACLE MONSTER ATTACK

the sky is falling
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She’s majoring in ENGLISH and WOMEN’S STUDIES and the best you can do is


I understand she’s not ugly enough to be an actual lesbian, but you’re not even putting forth effort here.

What in the… what?

On one hand, it’ll be a cold day in Hell when MARKETING becomes a substantial influence on the sexual behavior of teenagers. Seriously, when Joe Camel is more effective than the backseat of a car, I’m killing myself.

On the other, these things wouldn’t likely change my condom-wearing behavior. If syphilis isn’t enough, who honestly thinks a funny name is going to break that camel’s back?

Ha ha, I don’t normally use condoms, but I gotta try these out.