Signs of the Apocalypse

Ain’t <i>that</i> the truth!

I mean…

er…

fag

Just read the headline…

http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/01/15/crime.haiti.reut/index.html

NOOOOOOO!!!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4381717/

;(

Gah! GROSS!

<A href=“http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99994712”>SINNERS, REPENT!</a>
Contrary to popular belief, that specifically means <b>no</b> oral sex.

Everything gives you cancer these days. I’m sure there’s just as many studies that link not having oral sex to cancer as well.

Yeah, but not oral sex isn’t a good thing, whereas oral sex is…

Phil, that really depends. Not oral sex contains anal sex and I think I speak for everyone when I say I really enjoy the penetration of my rectum by foreign objects.

This is why Bush has got to go. HE’S A MONSTER BENT ON CAUSING THESE MONSTROUS THINGS TO HAPPEN.

<a HREF=“http://sparky.abf.tulane.edu/FP98Exercise/images/meteor.jpg”>Good sign of world destruction, I guess…</a>

<img src=“http://www.swordandstone.com/images/piratesbusters.jpg”>
Piratebusters.

That’s a tie.

Are they ghost pirates?

Normally that would give them an edge, but the Ghostbusters are +3 vs apparitions.

I wonder what they can do about zombies, though.

Oh yeah, this Anime called Chrno Crusades(not a typo) had this episode with cursed zombies from hell with auras of the damned taking over Central Park. It was awesome. ZOMBIES!

Zombies? Pirates? Central Park?

Greatest anything ever.

Well, actually, there were no pirates. But there was a ghost ship in a previous episode.

Unless you meant this thread, in which case you’d be 1 000 000 % correct.

<a href=“http://www.godhatesshrimp.com”>Abomination!</a> Why aren’t the activists hyping about the real law the Bible lays down, and not just starting a witch-hunt?

Also <a href=“http://www.paktribune.com/news/index.php?id=56720”>this guy</a> is from a respectable newspaper.