Using MSPaint to edit the actual .gif files, are you?
No, I use eraser+right-click coloring.
MS Paint hates that.
YES
You have no idea how long that Trot sprite took to make.
NO
Trot + Brick == Goodness. The rest == terrible obvious Oblivion influence (wrestling? Jesus.).
Wrestling Jesus.
FOOLISH MORTAL! YOU CANNOT DEFEAT JEEEEESUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!
Hey, Pipian. I should hope this comic has my influence, because, y’know, I’m making it. And the wrestling was caused by Trot, as can clearly be seen here.
Furthermore, while you and a lot of people despise wrestling, I happen to think it’s the best thing on television. I truly enjoy it, and, unlike Pokemon, not in an ironic shameful way. If you can handle people’s sexual orientations but not choices of entertainment, I don’t know in what kind of fucked-up world you live. Doubly so because wrestlers are (generally) harder workers than most professional sportsmen, and triply so because we’re supposed to be friends.
What a sissy little Jesus. That’s clearly a fake; any Jew, dead or not, could have put up a better fight than that. I mean, bombs. Really.
I know, I was wondering about that. Shouldn’t he shoot fish that multiply when they bounce off the ground?
Since when do jews fight? The strongest Jew I can think of is Bill Goldberg, and he’s a joke. I thought all jews did was contemplate things in an open-minded way then get their ass kicked by ignorant goys but still get the girl?
Do not make me laugh. Remember: wrestling is fake. Sports are not (except when people throw games).
Well, real wrestlers work quite hard, but they get zero publicity.
I consider letting yourself get punched by someone you could easily squash in one second for the sake of the show ‘working hard’. Not to mention bumping (falling on purpose to make a blow seem more powerful), letting high-flyers land on you, letting huge men catch you and toss you into walls, and getting hit by a lot of things, including chairs that are not fake. Seriously, they’re not. The garbage cans are, the kendo sticks are, the fire extinguishers are likely not filled with deadly chemicals, but the chairs are real. The sound they make should be enough indication of that, yet people always walk up to me and say “Oblivion, those chairs are fake, becau”
Oh yeah, the sheer timing of a match is nearly impossible to imagine for a regular Joe, and making it look believable is even less likely. Not to mention the overly foolish matches involving cages, which are just so dangerous it’s not funny.
Bleeding on purpose, NOT calling a match off because of injury, jumping from quite high when you know you’re just aiming for concrete.
The acting skills necessary to entertain the crowd when you cut a promo. Wrestlers who don’t have them better be the best in-ring performer ever, because otherwise they’re not getting over.
But the best thing about wrestlers: Ambition is not rewarded. People who no-sell(pretend to be invincible when kicked or punched or get up immediately following their opponent’s finishing moves) don’t get ahead. The idea is never to win a match, the idea isn’t to do whatever you can, the idea is to be entertaining. When you tune in to the Super-Bowl, there’s always a chance the game could suck balls. How could you prevent suckiness? It just happens, no matter how good or lucky both teams are.
Wrestling is different. First of all, there’s always more than on match on the card. That right there saves you from having entirely bad shows. Steps are always taken to ensure good matches and miscellanescious. The champ is injured? Shorten his match and give two solid workers the main event spot, plus more time. Big dumg strong bad guy can’t cut a promo for shit? Get him a manager to do the talking. Good wrestler III can’t make it? Replace him with good wrestler IV in the match. Does the match you booked looks like it’s going to blow? Change it! Fans bored of the feud between two guys who are in the main event? Change the storyline around (make good guy bad guy and likewise) or make it a gimmick match!(Tables, ladders, chairs, cage match, Hell in a Cell, Elimination Chamber, 30-minute submission match, Iron Man match, TLC match, Street Fight)
While people may get the feeling that all wrestlers are over-paid lazy jerks, any wrestler who doesn’t make it big (WWE) doesn’t even make enough money to make ends meet. They have to work two jobs, and sometimes go to work in Japan and Mexico, tour Africa, all to make enough money to afford a new car. And not a good car. Wrestling doesn’t pay the bills. And whn they DO make it big, their starting salary is never six figures a year. They have to earn that, and then if they’re REALLY good, they might get a million or two a year. So, simply because of their salary, wrestlers automatically work harder proportionate to the ammount of money they make than most professional athletes. And since they work to give a show and not win win win regardless of enjoyability, their work counts a lot more to me. How is Babe Ruth a sports hero because he hit balls really well? He did it for himself, not for the fans. Ric Flair does every damn thing in a match to be entertaining. That’s a real hero to me, because he gives a show, which means he has the audience in mind, not his opponent/paycheck.
The saddest part is that so many people despise wrestling because “It’s fake”. Last I checked, sitcoms weren’t real. Hell, most reality shows are so coerced and contrived they don’t fall into reality anymore (not to mention they are obviously scripted). Anime doesn’t even feature actual people, the Matrix is all CG and stunt work. If you look at pro wrestling as a sport, you don’t get it. It’s a form of entertainment, and a damn good one as well.
Whoa, look at me rant!
Mr. Maccabee wants a word with you in his killing chamber.
And by word, I mean that he will spank you and then kill you.
Then he will pass you on to that one guy who led the zealots, what’s-his-name.
Then Mr. Anielewicz will shoot you in the face.
Oh, how I wish I knew who those people were.
Freddy Krueger sounds vaguely Jewish. Or something. I guess that counts.
So I notice Trot and Roms have said nothing about this new comic of mine.
I’ll assume this is their way of being polite.
The Maccabees kicked the Greeks’ asses. The zealots got their asses kicked by the Romans. Mordechai Anielewicz killed Nazis.
Ah.
Also there is Sampson, but we will not count him because he is biblical.
You must brush up on your knowledge of the Jewish Tosevites. READ WORLDWAR.
This will not be on the quiz. I do not care.
Also, too busy studying Ireland.