Some of our clients complained about the spam (negative e-mail content)
outgoing from your e-mail account. Probably, you have been infected by
a proxy-relay trojan server. In order to keep your computer safe,
follow the instructions.
Man this is trouble, if this keeps happening I’m going to have to cancel my romshand.com account because I keep sending out viruses!! I hope the administration running romshand.com doesn’t get too upset!!!
Return-Path: robovideo@aol.com
Oh crudflints the email is from AOL! They are a large company with money and lawyers and I don’t want them knocking on my door so what should i do???
Hey guys, I’m a fucktard playing by fucktard rules where “free” means “get money.” I drove downtown last weekend and I saw this sign that said “free parking,” so I counted the number of spaces between me and the lot (5, I was at the train station), blew on my dice while I shook them, then I rolled a 7 and went “aw, fuck,” so I bought the state of Illinois instead and drove around the block once, cashed my paycheck (for $200), then ended back up in the free parking lot. The guy there was a banker and he refused to give me $500 because he said it’s “free parking” and not “give people money to park here,” and I was like, “Dude, it took me two times around the block to land here and now I own Illinois and I want my goddamned $500,” and the banker guy was like, “Tough, fucktard. Read the rules, and not the ones labeled ‘fucktard rules.’”
