Oh shit guys do you think I have a virus?

I had a dream where you stole a tank.

I had to stop you.

I did so by jumping on the tank, opening the hatch, and splashing hot coffee in your eyes.

You vowed your revenge.

…um, this was a dream right, Phil?

Solutions:

  1. Delete RH.com and start over, or just don’t start over… put porn up

  2. Asi9, just be happy that you went downtown and didn’t get shot. Also, if you own Illinois, I could really use it to complete my set of red properties so I can build that three really huge hotels across the Midwest. I will trade you a garden where people named “Martin” are harvested.

Marvin, dude. Marvin.

Everyone knows that.

Steve is gay. Gay gay gay. Big huge gay.

I made the post late at night when the rest of you were happily masterbating, so have pity.

Masturbating, dude, masturbating.

(onto my own face)

I can’t see due to some fucktard splashing coffee in my eyes while I was joy-riding in Uncle Sam’s choice mode of transportation, so I’m not posting a repl

Joy riding? I’d say you were more rampaging angrily, seeking vengeance for the society that wronged you. And you were doing a damn fine job of it until I stopped your ass.

With coffee, bitch.