N-gage the new consumer whore age

I got an n-gage today, alas I am a consumer whore.

not BAD, navnt really played with it yet. (Still trying to connect it to my friggin computer, lousy USB)

its a little like holding a taco to your ear when you phone people though, little funny to get used to, you have to hold it on its side… weird

see yaz

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I laugh

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! That’s a good one! But seriously…

Why. Just why. You could have bought a GOOD cell phone for less, and stretched for a Game Boy Advance. The N-gage plays GBA ports, and not many of them. You can’t play your N-gage on a plane.

Why. Why why why why why why why

I saw a commercial for an N-Gage football game. I think the frame rate maxed out at 5 per second.

Handheld gaming…OF THE FUTURE!!!

I thought the graphics on that thing looked absolutely atrocious. And yes, the frame rate on that football game looked downright ridiculous.

What I’d do: duct tape a cell phone to a GBA.

That better not be you, or your life is forfeit.

That pic looks like it belongs on Cliff Yablonski

Note that all this costs half as much as one N-Gage.

Man, you’re gonna get a thank you card from Nokia for tripling the N-gage sales. And no, that’s not poor math.

meh, the phone was free, plus they also gave me a digital video camera… again I say meh, red faction isn’t actually that bad, and I needed a mp3 player, when you get over the fact that its basically a taco with a phone an mp3 player and a gameboy mulched into it instead of meat and salsa, its pretty good

although now sony is making one… comming in the year 2005, so maybe I’ll get that one when it comes out, but this will do for now

plus it makes zoidberg noises when I get a message

woop woop-woop-woop woop woop hehehehe

I can’t wait to see what a disappointment the top secret Sony machine is going to be. They’re claiming that it’s going to be even more powerful than a PSone, only in handheld form. Now, this is the same company that said the PS2 would be able to calculate 800 matrillion bazillion polygons (yes, the press release actually used the words matrillion bazillion), so I guess the sensible among us will just have the wait and see.

So does the site it came from.

Edit:
lolololololol the <Strike>X-Box</Strike> N-Gage is HUEG!!!1111

hehehe stupid wax head…

but seriously its a pretty decent phone, just people keep bagging it out because they dont own one

Oh well

Yeah. It’s a decent phone. It’s a crappy game console.

Anyway, what’s funny is that at my local GameStop, they admit that it’s crap (any self-respecting person would) and they haven’t bothered to fix either of the broken (battery dead?) demo nGages…

Fixing them would be bad business. The NGage sells better when people don’t know how well it plays.

Ah well, let us see what sony or nintendo can come up with.

The phone is more like a java palm-pilot acually, its pretty neat

What, the GBA SP isn’t enough to compete with the N-Gage? Are you on crack?Wacky crack?