If Aaron Were a Judge

I wouldn’t bet on it. I mean, it IS hell.

Damn! I repent and turn to Jesus to avoid the inferno of nine-breasted giant shemale skunks. I pray Jesus will rid us of the plague of… things.

Actually, there were no furries BEFORE Jesus came along… and in the olden jewish days, perverts got their cities exploded… Do you see what I’m getting at?

Yay Jewism!

Boo islam! What have they done for for us non-furries lately?

There were probably some furries in those towers…

Oh, wait, no, the people in those towers had jobs and weighed little enough to not collapse the towers under their massive bulk.

I’ve been watching some footage of the towers and all, and I must say the one where the guy is eating dinner and talking on his cell phone when the plane suddenly hits the tower right above him is quite hilarious. His reaction, while understandable, is comedy gold.

“Yes, move all my stock to-OHSHITIBROKETHETOWERSRUN”