And it was about humorless people and their hatred of me.
But then I thought better of my anger, and decided, instead, to tell you about furries:
Did you know furries are people who wear big animal costumes and have gay sex with each other?
Did you know that furries should be destroyed?
Did you know that furries, if they want to pretend their animals, should be used for their pelts and for food?
Did you know that ovens capable of burning fake fur, human flesh, sinew, and bone can be built for very little capital?
Did you know there are no constitutional protections for furries?
Did you know that furries collect in large, concentrated, easily herded numbers at large conventions known as Fur Cons?
Did you know that an organized team of about 25 people, fully trained and outfitted, could control a large convention center if given a solid plan and the element of surprise?
Did you know that painless casulaties could be kept down in such an event with the use of fear tactics and non-lethal aggression?
Did you know that frightened people (in fursuits or not), can easily be put into large panel trucks?
Did you know that these trucks can be rented cheaply through a large company such as Ryder?
Did you know that a cheap effective poisonous gas can be produced from mixing bleach and ammonia?
Did you know that in a closed space, such as the back of a panel truck, this gas could asphyxiate a good number of people?
The more you know…