I have arrived to defend the liberty of gays and furries.
Deportation of gays will remove valuable gay romance from our economy. Did you know America is the largest producer of gay romance? Not many countries can say that. You all sit here discussing how we, as Americans, should give up that glorious title and send it on over to France or Sweden or Canada. Well I won’t stand for Canada being number one in anything!
Also: Furry-haters are the devil. YOU ARE ALL THE DEVIL.
I don’t understand why you would want to do that kind of thing with a hot musty suit that impairs your vision and movement on, instead of the more traditional naked.
Because being naked with a girl is too much for these people.
They’re so evil, and that is so holy, that their heads would literally burst if they were to do something so nice and wonderful and good.
That’s why they dress up like skunks and have sex with fat men who have greasy pony-tails. They also must write vore fiction (http://www.chupandxena.com/artists/abraxa/vore/stry-mino2.jpg You’d better fucking believe NWS), and dream about being raped by a moose or at least a man in a moose suit.