Golf: Political Turmoil for the right and the left. I remain confused

I’m sure you all know by now (unless you don’t), that Annika Sorrenstem (I have no clue how to spell/say her name) will be playing in the Colonial this weekend. She will be the first woman since 1948 to play in a Men’s tournament, and this has certain people upset.

Heading the “certain people who are upset” charge is Vijay Singh (great golfer) who said that Anika has no business playing in this tournament, as it is a men’s tournament. He pointed out that the women have the LPGA, and the men have the MPGA…err, PGA.

Other people have backed up Vijay’s stance, and the rest have shut up completely, because three miliseconds after Vijay spoke up, PC thugs all around the nation started labelling poor Singh as a pig. I don’t think Vijay even eats meat…

My stance on this is pretty clear: if the chicks want to play man-golf, every man on the tour should sign up for the tryouts to the next LPGA major, sweep the cuts, and turn the LPGA Open (or whatever it is) into a man-train of golf domination. Because let’s face it, while Anika is a great player and could kick my ass up and down, she’s still nothing compared to Tiger or Phil or even Tom Kite. I don’t think she can even drive the ball over 300 yards (the Colonial is notoriously short), so she would be creamed at Augusta.

The men would be hitting greens on par 4’s in one stroke if they signed up for an LPGA tour…

I think she should just cut out the publicity shit and not play in the Colonial. As Vijay said: they have the LPGA.

I’m curious as to see what everyone else thinks of this.

The other thing I wanted to get to was: when the fuck did golf start being a breeding ground for pointless bickering about why women and men are equal. Yes, they’re equal, except one doesn’t have a penis, or as many bulgy muscles (this, of course, being me).

My example: the Masters. Why did women get so bent out of shape over women not being allowed at Augusta?? Why don’t they picket every god damn “No Gurlz Allowed” clubhouse in the entire United States?

Because that’s what Augusta is…a club. It’s not a public interest or anything like that…it’s just a club.

Now where I’d have a problem is if they didn’t allow black or asian people into the club based on that reason. I know it’s a little screwy, but I’m illogically racist against racists.

ON THE TABLE

I hate both Golf and feminists. This is a moot point for me.

Originally posted by Trot_to_Trotsky
I don’t think she can even drive the ball over 300 yards (the Colonial is notoriously short), so she would be creamed at Augusta.
270, most recently I heard.
But yeah. Explain to me again why anyone, let alone women, wants to play golf in the first place.

Snazzy jackets?

You can get snazy jackets at the corner coat store.
My friend has told me he has found an excellent one.

I will steal it from him. But he has a knife. But I will steal the knife.

The point you made AJ is an excellent one. While she may be a darn good woman golfer, that puts her about even with the scum of the PGA tour. If she plays well she’ll probably beat a few of the guys, but theres no real way she could come close to winning.

So yes, guys should just now invade the LPGA tour and dominate, and that would solve this problem right quick.

Hey hey everyone, time to hear ol’ LPFab take the progressive track, because I am all for Annika playing at the Colonial. And the Colonial is where she has to play because Trot is correct that she can’t drive 300 - those weak girly upper-body muscles and all that (take that feminists!). However, the LPGA vs. the PGA is a clear-cut case of “separate but unequal.” In large part, the inequality is based on the fact that women don’t make good athletes (another zing for feminists!), except in tennis - which is only a sport when Waluigi’s at the net.

So… enter Annika. She’s clearly better than the chaff that calls the LPGA home. Seriously, she eats these women (not sexy-style, don’t be gross), regurgitates them, and then eats them again - because beating them is no longer enough. She’s quite clearly too good for the LPGA. Do I think she’s good enough for real man’s golf? Hell no, but why not give her a shot? She doesn’t really have anything else to do, and repeatedly winning your own league must get tiring after a while. That’s why MJ decided to play baseball, right?.. RIGHT?!

Oh, and I guess the guys could invade the LPGA, but there’s a question of why they’d want to do that. There are better ways to humiliate women (if we aren’t all thinking of the exact same act, I’m questioning someone’s manhood) than beating them at golf, ways that women can’t use to humiliate us. So let them try to beat us at golf.

Whatcha gonna do, when this board’s mysoginists run wild on YOU!?

Go fuck yourselves.

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Originally posted by Trot_to_Trotsky
the Colonial

This is in Fort Worth.

Originally posted by Trot_to_Trotsky
My stance on this is pretty clear: if the chicks want to play man-golf, every man on the tour should sign up for the tryouts to the next LPGA major, sweep the cuts, and turn the LPGA Open (or whatever it is) into a man-train of golf domination. Because let’s face it, while Anika is a great player and could kick my ass up and down, she’s still nothing compared to Tiger or Phil or even Tom Kite. I don’t think she can even drive the ball over 300 yards (the Colonial is notoriously short), so she would be creamed at Augusta.

The men would be hitting greens on par 4’s in one stroke if they signed up for an LPGA tour…

Try considering it this way: think of any event - any will do - in which there exist different age brackets. Letting someone move up a bracket, to compete against older players, is perfectly reasonable, but that does not mean that allowing people to move downward and play against younger individuals is fair.

Or, try a sport like boxing, with seperate weight classes. If a guy wants to fight up a weight, this should of course be (and is) allowed; moving down is not the same.

Being a woman, in athletics, has much the same disadvantage as being smaller and/or younger. In this case, as in the two examples above, the purpose of the boundries is to foster more competition between more people. However, for any two sequential “brackets” (be they age, weight, sex, or what have you) the “higher” bracket is supposed to have more intense or skillful competition than the “lower.” (there are, of course, exceptions, such as when the age bracket is 100-104, or some such; then no one can move up)

The lower bound is set to protect competitors in the lower bracket, not to limit them; if a player in the lower bracket can provide for a more intense competition in the upper bracket, they should be allowed to play in that bracket. This goes double for professional, spectator sports, where the purpose is to provide the maximum level of competition for the entertainment of paying customers.

The LPGA is specifically a competition between women golfers, because these golfers could not compete against men in general but they do have a desire to compete; this desire validates the existance of the league, and the demand by consumers validates the pay/professional designation (note that the WNBA has no such demand). The PGA, however, exists to provide consumers with the maximum level of golf entertainment (oh my, how limited) possible, period.

There will be no bashing of golf. Golf is the sport of kings.

And I don’t think the LPGA shouldn’t exist. I think it’s fine and dandy (although I’d never ever watch it).

For Dr. Zoidberg’s logic to work (keep those claws away from my groin) then amateur male golfers should have every right into the LPGA. And it would also have to be the case that the LPGA is lower than the PGA (figuring that women have to “move up” to get into the PGA) but that’s not the case either. They’re not connected.

One is for women, one is for men.

If a woman is to join the PGA, it’s a lateral move (theoretically; in a more logical sense she really is moving up into a more competative grouping). So too would a man’s movement into the LPGA.

So if they wanted to make a co-ed echelon of golfing elite that accepts both from the PGA and the LPGA, go for it…but I doubt they do.

Originally posted by Trot_to_Trotsky
For Dr. Zoidberg’s logic to work (keep those claws away from my groin) then amateur male golfers should have every right into the LPGA. And it would also have to be the case that the LPGA is lower than the PGA (figuring that women have to “move up” to get into the PGA) but that’s not the case either. They’re not connected.

The LPGA is lower than the PGA; otherwise, women would have no problem qualifying for the PGA, and many more would want to play there, as the payouts are higher. And the amateur argument is flawed, for the same reason that amateur boxers cannot fight professionally at a lower weight. An amateur playing professionally becomes a professional, and a professional male in golf is like a heavyweight boxer; said boxer could not fight at any other weight (unless he actually cuts weight) even if he were just removed from the amateur ranks.

If a woman is to join the PGA, it’s a lateral move (theoretically; in a more logical sense she really is moving up into a more competative grouping). So too would a man’s movement into the LPGA.

This . . . is ridiculous. The qualifying standards (golf-wise) are much harder to meet for the PGA than they are for the LPGA, demonstrated by the fact that almost no women qualify for any events, and the ones they do qualify for are the shorter courses. There is no real argument that the PGA and LPGA are even theoretically equal in their respective levels of competition.

Not that this matters, of course, as this isn’t and shouldn’t be a theoretical argument. The LPGA exists to allow the top women golfers to compete against one another professionaly, something that would not be possible if there were no women-only league. The same is not true of men. The PGA is about the maximum level of competition. If a woman can raise that level, then the PGA should want her to play.

Originally posted by Trot_to_Trotsky
There will be no bashing of golf. Golf is the sport of kings.
How are people supposed to post now?

I suggest moving to the Taylon flash thread and yelling at Roms for not having finished it yet.

Originally posted by KBV
How are people supposed to post now?

We’ll have to resort to bashing kings and get golf incidentally.

Originally posted by the doctor is in
Etc.

No, I understand what you’re saying, and I agree…to a point.

But you’re looking at the progression of golfing in one big lateral spectrum, illustrated below:

High School teams -> Amateur golf -> LPGA -> PGA

I’m saying golf is like this:

Men’s HS Teams -> Men’s Amateur -> PGA

Women’s HS Teams -> Women’s Amateur -> LPGA

They don’t run together…they have two different tracks. If she wants to mesh them together, then I think men should have every right to play in the LPGA, because it’s not like boxing. A male golfer is not going to kill a female golfer because he is a better athelete than her. Those standards are put in for safety reasons (and for boxing and wrestling, you’re really cemented in your weight class, to a point. You’re not going to jump up to heavyweight if you’re a wirey 110 pound fly-weight Cuban, nobody will sanction you, and you’ll probably die), not just for flippant “we’re against you being smaller” restrictions.

Plus there’s money to be factored in. She’s taking a spot from someone who would have made the cut at the Colonial anyway (not a real prestigious tourney, to say the least) and some no-name golfer who is struggling to make it will be pushed out of the running by her publicity hungry antics. That’s not cool…

Originally posted by Trot_to_Trotsky
They don’t run together…they have two different tracks. If she wants to mesh them together, then I think men should have every right to play in the LPGA, because it’s not like boxing.
So because she wants competitors who can play at her level (or a little above), other female golfers should have competition they can’t handle.
Hey good idea there.

Originally posted by Trot_to_Trotsky
No, I understand what you’re saying, and I agree…to a point.

But you’re looking at the progression of golfing in one big lateral spectrum, illustrated below:

High School teams -> Amateur golf -> LPGA -> PGA

I’m saying golf is like this:

Men’s HS Teams -> Men’s Amateur -> PGA

Women’s HS Teams -> Women’s Amateur -> LPGA

They don’t run together…they have two different tracks.

I see that you sort-of understand my point, but you are still making a mistake. This “seperate tracks” problem can be applied in the exact same way to the events I discussed. Wrestlers, boxers, etc, advance within their own weight classes if they do not choose to move up into other brackets (for wrestling, a sample sequence might be HS Heavyweight -> College Heavyweight -> International (amateur) Heavyweight). Note that wrestlers in seperate brackets usually (after HS) advance within those same brackets. LPGA is on the same level as PGA in the same way that a olympic Heavyweight is on the same level as, say, a olympic 215-pounder (I don’t know the olympic weight classes, and they’re actually done in kgs, but you get the idea). You don’t have to go through 215 to get to Heavyweight (competitively). So, 215-pounders advance in their own bracket, seperate from Heavyweights, but if a 215-pounder wants to move up, this will be allowed (although, outside of HS, not advised). The fact that wrestlers are on the same “team” in HS does not indicate that they advance the same way into college. They compete seperately, just as women’s and men’s teams compete seperately. What I am talking about is purely competition. Just as wrestling is divided into weight classes in order to protect competition at lighter weights, professional golf is seperated into a “men’s” tournament and a women’s tournament. The difference is that, while the LPGA is designed to showcase the best female golfers, the purpose of the PGA is simply to showcase the best golfers.

Note that, as with boxing or wrestling, the best golfers may not have the greatest technical skills at golf, but they do play better as a result of advantages in strength. The best heavyweight boxer would by virtue of strength crush almost all competition from lighter weights, making it perfectly fair to call this boxer the best boxer, period, although his actual technical skills at boxing may be less than other boxers in other classes. The heavyest class, the most open age group, and, I feel, the event designated for men exist uniquely among all other groups to determine the very best that an event as a whole has to offer. The best heavyweight boxer is the best boxer, the best heavyweight wrestler is the best wrestler, and the best PGA golfer is the best golfer. In this sense an individual from a different group, if valuable to competition, should be allowed to compete.

If she wants to mesh them together, then I think men should have every right to play in the LPGA, because it’s not like boxing. A male golfer is not going to kill a female golfer because he is a better athelete than her. Those standards are put in for safety reasons (and for boxing and wrestling, you’re really cemented in your weight class, to a point. You’re not going to jump up to heavyweight if you’re a wirey 110 pound fly-weight Cuban, nobody will sanction you, and you’ll probably die), not just for flippant “we’re against you being smaller” restrictions.

True to an extent (weight classes in wrestling are very small, so two of the lower weights, intermingled, would not result in anyone getting hurt, just a loss of competitors from the lower bracket), but because you have seized upon my weight example you’ve forgotten the age example. Take, for instance, Wimbledon. This tennis tournament has a junior tournament. If adults play against teenagers, the result is not death or harm, it’s just boring. However, if a teenager is good enough, there is nothing stopping him from playing in the actual tournament.

In fact, most distinctions in most sports exist not to guard against injury, but to, as mentioned above, foster greater and more varied competition for a larger group of people.

Plus there’s money to be factored in. She’s taking a spot from someone who would have made the cut at the Colonial anyway (not a real prestigious tourney, to say the least) and some no-name golfer who is struggling to make it will be pushed out of the running by her publicity hungry antics. That’s not cool…

Oh, poor professional golfer, can’t earn enough money, has to get a job . . . pishaw. I knew that you were on the Left, but protectionism for golfers? That’s just bizarre.

I agree, however, that money must be considered, although in a different way. People who pay to see professional golf pay to see the best in the world compete against one another. If she is one of the best in the world, then they deserve to get their money’s worth.