Hello Squall, Crazy-Fool posted a birthday thread for you!
Yes Mark, I was aware of that development.
I developed breasts too, I bet you weren’t aware of that development!
Breaking news
I called him by his true name some time back and he seemed to like it. You would prefer I called him Bowl Of Clam Chowder?
Originally posted by crazy-fool
I developed breasts too, I bet you weren’t aware of that development!
No, but it now tells me the kind of women that so illustriously love you. Methinks a considerable portion of the male population is in envy.
Did anyone else here about Japanese men getting breast implants to appeal to their bosses more? It was on CNN about 3 weeks ago, one of the funniest things I’ve ever read.
That’s what I always called him… That, or Chopped Liver.
I call him Frosties, because he’s grrrrrrrrreat.
Wow you have part of my rap from my days as a superstar online rap-battler in your sig crazy-fool!
And by that I mean days I was bored in class and felt the need to write god awful lyrics with classmates.
Anyway Chopped Liver signing out!
Of course I have your rap lyrics in my sig. For you are the greatest gangster rapper ever. You should be in Goldie Looking Chain.
Guns don’t kill people bullets do. doodododododdoo something blahblahblah
Wait no.
I suspect that the Americans here have never heard of Goldie Looking Chain, or their excellent songs. The best being “guns don’t kill people” and “your mother’s got a penis.”
Your mother’s got a penis.
Those are truly lyrics of the gods.
I’ve never liked anything remotely connected to gun-control, because in the days before guns, humans used bows and arrows, and knives. Getting rid of people’s access to guns would simply provide a lull, before an increase in brutal stabbings was reported worldwide, as well as arming solely the BAD guys with assault weapons. “Guns don’t kill people, people do.”
As for the lyrics of which thou speaketh, I shalt take thy word for it.
Actually the proper lyrics for the first one is “Guns don’t kill people rappers do”.
Also, Squall, we have a ban over here in the UK and we are doing just peachy.
Indeed. Wait 'til the Islamic fundamentalists are blowing up people at your door, and you need a police state in order to survive because of no citizens being armed to protect themselves. Also, you’re sheep, but that’s beside the point.
Regarding the song, I had no interest in what its actual words were, since I was speaking truth, not lyrics of the gods (and here I thought the only song classified as that was Into the West).
Yeah Squall, I’m a sheep, right. Funny that coming from you.
Anyway, most people in britain have never even seen a real gun and barely anyone even carry’s knifes around (And it is illegal to carry concealed weapons), besides when it comes down to it I’d rather see a thug walking down the road with a knife than a gun in his pocket and I’m guessing a lot of deaths over there could have been prevented if guns had just been outlawed in the first place (And made really hard to get like they are over here, although not impossible but I guess no gun prevention things are perfect).
Stabbings are so much more humane.
Islamic fundamentalists don’t bother me, they’re far to busy trying to blow America up at the moment. <strike>AND WHO CAN BLAME THEM?</strike>
Besides, our anti-terror units actually know what they are doing. They’ve also knew what they are doing before 9/11.
What’s so great about living in a totalitarian police state? It doesn’t appeal to me.
The only people here with guns are those involoved with organised crime, and they’re delt with by the Sweeny! A typical scenario is as follows.
Crim Scum: I have a gun, I’m going to shoot someone.
Sweeny: Oi, shut it!
Crim Scum: Shit! It’s the Sweeny! GO! GO! GO!
Crim Scum jump into their cars. The Sweeny follows. Both hand break turn around bends, shooting at each other.
Sweeny (noticing that the Armed Response Unit is shooting at the tires): SHOOT THEIR FUCKING HEADS
Armed Response Unit: 'Ight Guv.
Armed Response Unit shoots the crim scum in the head. The old bill go down the pub and have a few beers.
Compared to America, gun crime is more or less unheard of here.
If somebody gets shot it makes the national news and is in all the newspapers for at least a week.
I agree with Dragon, I’d rather have somebody come at me with a knife than a gun. He’d have to get close to me inorder to hurt me, that’s when I kick him in the nuts. IN THE NUTS!
I don’t agree that people would revert back to using bow and arrows and more primative weapons. Why would they?
Why is their a need to kill each other? It seems that America has a culture of killing people with guns, we don’t. Now I know not all of you are gettho gangsters or rednecks, but enough of you are for there to be a problem. Perhaps it’s because guns are so easily available.
Also, I believe YOU’RE the sheep.
Can you honestly say you’re free to do what ever you want? I can do pretty much what I want, it just so happens that what I want to do doesn’t include shooting people or blowing them up. Nor do I want to rape small children (sorry guys, I’m only joking when I say I do) or steal. Perhaps it’s because I’m not a cunt, or perhaps it’s because I am a sheep.
If only I was free to kill, rape and steal. Like man did in the olden days.
I have a ban on guns. If I find myself with a gun, I throw myself in the slammer and issue a hefty fine. I haven’t died yet.