Kirel Wins: clowncart
Kirel Wins:
Kirel Wins: thats right clowncart
Kirel Wins: kirel has the win
DragonDragonRar: I AM SHOCKED AN APPALLED BY YOU MYSTEROUS INTERNET USER
DragonDragonRar: Oh its you Kirel
DragonDragonRar: Please spare me from your ion cannon
Kirel Wins: no
DragonDragonRar: Darn
Kirel Wins: and so on this day the dragon was shot
Kirel Wins: by the mighty ion cannon of kirel
Kirel Wins: well
DragonDragonRar: death comes to us all I guess
Kirel Wins: king kirel
DragonDragonRar: Long live the race shall be my final words I think
Kirel Wins: ruler of the worlds
DragonDragonRar: God bless you Kirel!
irel Wins: he does
DragonDragonRar: I can’t believe Kirel uses the internet moreso AIM
DragonDragonRar: I am blown away!
Kirel Wins: you quite literally are
DragonDragonRar: Doubly so
Kirel Wins: i now leave
Kirel Wins: to eat cake and take over worlds
DragonDragonRar: Good Day sir!
Kirel Wins: we will meet again
DragonDragonRar: May you have eternal success with that
Kirel Wins: it is night you fool
DragonDragonRar: WELL SORRY I’M NO DAY/NIGHT CYCLE EXPERT JEEZ
DragonDragonRar: Good night then Kirel good luck with whatever!
Kirel Wins: i grow bored
Kirel Wins: your solar system is already mine
DragonDragonRar: Perhaps some mass genocide will brighten your day!
Kirel Wins: wise idea
kirelwins: oh
kirelwins: well
kirelwins: tell them to prepare for the coming of lerik
DragonDragonRar: I dunno that sounds a pretty goofy name!
kirelwins: he is my flower loving twin brother
DragonDragonRar: Thats pretty terrifying when you put it like that
kirelwins: indeed
kirelwins: he also has robot legs
DragonDragonRar: I hope he does not try to steal my pot plant
kirelwins: he has robot legs because i shot his legs off once
DragonDragonRar: Oh you are such a joker Kirel!
kirelwins: yes
kirelwins: he did not find it humorous
DragonDragonRar: Well he loves flowers
kirelwins: this is because he is stupid
DragonDragonRar: I think you are correct
kirelwins: he also spits highly dissolvive acid
DragonDragonRar: Well I guess everyone has some good points
kirelwins: he is not as good as others
kirelwins: did i ever tell you the greatest prank in high school
DragonDragonRar: No you did not kirel
kirelwins: there was this one guy who refused to believe my power
kirelwins: a real loser
kirelwins: he was into that new age crap
kirelwins: so one day he was walking down the hall
kirelwins: and i shot him in the face
kirelwins: it was great
DragonDragonRar: AHAHA, I bet he didn’t see that coming!
kirelwins: yeah especially because the first beam landed in his eyes
kirelwins: anyways that fool couldnt take a joke
kirelwins: because he died
*** “kirelwins” signed on at Mon Jan 10 21:47:52 2005.
kirelwins: and then his girlfriend gave us some crap about killing her boyfriend
DragonDragonRar: Who is us I thought it was just you doing this prank!
kirelwins: us being me and my lasergun
DragonDragonRar: Oh!
DragonDragonRar: How dare she!
kirelwins: so then in mechanics class
kirelwins: we were working on orbital ion cannons
kirelwins: i fired mine at her
kirelwins: it was the funniest day ever
DragonDragonRar: Kirel you are a master prankster!
kirelwins: especially because me and my gun were the only survivors of that last incident
kirelwins: you see
DragonDragonRar: Well thats all you need anyhow!
kirelwins: the whole room kind of exploded once the chain reaction set off
DragonDragonRar: It’s a bit of a waste of Ion Cannons but I guess you can always make more!
kirelwins: they were mostly novice ion cannons
kirelwins: somebody named theirs after a radiohead album
DragonDragonRar: I had no idea they were popular universe wide
kirelwins: the humans stole radiohead from the race
kirelwins: the race did not care enough to get them back
DragonDragonRar: It all makes sense!
DragonDragonRar: I cannot believe I am talking to such a celebrity as you, you are a bit internet superstar with that Taylon comic
DragonDragonRar: er
DragonDragonRar: such a big even
kirelwins: i must communicate with fans
kirelwins: i mean
kirelwins: how else am i going to get all their money when i dont feel like shooting them all and taking it by force
DragonDragonRar: Well I guess so but that sounds a bit too much work, they must be an easier way
kirelwins: do you wish for a laser to the face
DragonDragonRar: Not at the moment I have just ate
kirelwins: all very well then
kirelwins: would you like to hear a war story
DragonDragonRar: no but by that I mean yes
kirelwins: so once my best friend get turned to a pile of goo right next to me right after a brief assault
kirelwins: so i get pissed
kirelwins: set down my gun
kirelwins: take up my plasma knife and normal knife
kirelwins: and wipe out all the enemy forces
DragonDragonRar: Your best freind must have not had a very good laser gun
DragonDragonRar: Do you think apple macs are better than pc’s when it comes to superiour puny human operating systems?
kirelwins: no
DragonDragonRar: Oh
DragonDragonRar: Ok!
kirelwins: kirel demands the ability to easily upgrade ones computer to a supercomputer with cannons and nuclear reactors
DragonDragonRar: Kirel you are one shrewd member of the race
kirelwins: was that an insult
DragonDragonRar: KIREL NO
DragonDragonRar: Kirel you are one shrewd member of the race and would know if I was insulting you!
kirelwins: oh
kirelwins: ow
kirelwins: damnit
kirelwins: hold on
DragonDragonRar: Packers, oh, ok
kirelwins: some punk just shot me
kirelwins: i have to go kill him
DragonDragonRar: Was it a “Klaatu Barrada N”?
DragonDragonRar: I say that as a random person who is not related to anything at all
kirelwins: no it was not him
kirelwins: but i did shoot him
DragonDragonRar: Kirel how could you, you are now one fan less
kirelwins: no i am not
DragonDragonRar: Kirel if you say so
DragonDragonRar: Perhaps you are one corpse fan more
kirelwins: more like burning british monster fan
DragonDragonRar: But Britain invented the race!
kirelwins: so this klaatu barrada nintendo
kirelwins: does he know of the stories i have taught you
DragonDragonRar: Not entirely
kirelwins: he may or may not enjoy these
DragonDragonRar: Perhaps
DragonDragonRar: but do you know when the next taylon will be released!
kirelwins: i do not know
DragonDragonRar: That is a question on plaguing everyones mind
kirelwins: this is unfortunate because that foolish fatty known as romshand
kirelwins: his life depends on it
DragonDragonRar: But at least everyone can read Gils updates!
DragonDragonRar: They are some other member but I forget his name I think its Arbysaurus Orb or something
kirelwins: he is outside
kirelwins: on the lawn
kirelwins: engulfed in flames
kirelwins: just like i prefer him to be
DragonDragonRar: What about Gil have you seen him!
DragonDragonRar: I think he may be up to no good!
kirelwins: he is in my backyard
kirelwins: on fire
DragonDragonRar: Oh
DragonDragonRar: Are they anyone else back there?
kirelwins: trotsky
kirelwins: leon
DragonDragonRar: Leon!
DragonDragonRar: I am sorry to hear you had to see him
kirelwins: and there is a large pile of dead bodies from varying militaries from around the world and other planets
kirelwins: that i just finished dumping over the fence into the neighbors yard
kirelwins: and by dumping over the fence
kirelwins: i mean making a bunch of bricks dump the bodies over the fence without pay or break
kirelwins: and then shoot the bricks
kirelwins: and then set the body mountain ablaze
DragonDragonRar: If only they were more ways to set things ablaze!
kirelwins: i must communicate with fans
kirelwins: i mean
kirelwins: how else am i going to get all their money when i dont feel like shooting them all and taking it by force
DragonDragonRar: Well I guess so but that sounds a bit too much work, they must be an easier way
kirelwins: do you wish for a laser to the face
DragonDragonRar: Not at the moment I have just ate
kirelwins: all very well then
kirelwins: would you like to hear a war story
DragonDragonRar: no but by that I mean yes
kirelwins: so once my best friend get turned to a pile of goo right next to me right after a brief assault
kirelwins: so i get pissed
kirelwins: set down my gun
kirelwins: take up my plasma knife and normal knife
kirelwins: and wipe out all the enemy forces
DragonDragonRar: Your best freind must have not had a very good laser gun
DragonDragonRar: Do you think apple macs are better than pc’s when it comes to superiour puny human operating systems?
kirelwins: no
DragonDragonRar: Oh
DragonDragonRar: Ok!
kirelwins: kirel demands the ability to easily upgrade ones computer to a supercomputer with cannons and nuclear reactors
DragonDragonRar: Kirel you are one shrewd member of the race
kirelwins: was that an insult
DragonDragonRar: KIREL NO
DragonDragonRar: Kirel you are one shrewd member of the race and would know if I was insulting you!
kirelwins: oh
kirelwins: ow
kirelwins: damnit
kirelwins: hold on
DragonDragonRar: Packers, oh, ok
kirelwins: some punk just shot me
kirelwins: i have to go kill him
DragonDragonRar: Was it a “Klaatu Barrada N”?
DragonDragonRar: I say that as a random person who is not related to anything at all
kirelwins: no it was not him
kirelwins: but i did shoot him
DragonDragonRar: Kirel how could you, you are now one fan less
kirelwins: no i am not
DragonDragonRar: Kirel if you say so
DragonDragonRar: Perhaps you are one corpse fan more
kirelwins: more like burning british monster fan
DragonDragonRar: But Britain invented the race!
kirelwins: so this klaatu barrada nintendo
kirelwins: does he know of the stories i have taught you
DragonDragonRar: Not entirely
kirelwins: he may or may not enjoy these
DragonDragonRar: Perhaps
DragonDragonRar: but do you know when the next taylon will be released!
kirelwins: i do not know
DragonDragonRar: That is a question on plaguing everyones mind
kirelwins: this is unfortunate because that foolish fatty known as romshand
kirelwins: his life depends on it
DragonDragonRar: But at least everyone can read Gils updates!
DragonDragonRar: They are some other member but I forget his name I think its Arbysaurus Orb or something
kirelwins: he is outside
kirelwins: on the lawn
kirelwins: engulfed in flames
kirelwins: just like i prefer him to be
DragonDragonRar: What about Gil have you seen him!
DragonDragonRar: I think he may be up to no good!
kirelwins: he is in my backyard
kirelwins: on fire
DragonDragonRar: Oh
DragonDragonRar: Are they anyone else back there?
kirelwins: trotsky
kirelwins: leon
DragonDragonRar: Leon!
DragonDragonRar: I am sorry to hear you had to see him
kirelwins: and there is a large pile of dead bodies from varying militaries from around the world and other planets
kirelwins: that i just finished dumping over the fence into the neighbors yard
kirelwins: and by dumping over the fence
kirelwins: i mean making a bunch of bricks dump the bodies over the fence without pay or break
kirelwins: and then shoot the bricks
kirelwins: and then set the body mountain ablaze
DragonDragonRar: If only they were more ways to set things ablaze!
DragonDragonRar: Also why are packers so good a football team?
kirelwins: because i rig the games
DragonDragonRar: Oh
DragonDragonRar: Perhaps setting more people on fire would make for better games
DragonDragonRar: Or just replace football by a continuous stream of taylon
kirelwins: i see no forum threads about our conversations
DragonDragonRar: Kirel do you think I should make one?
kirelwins: yes
DragonDragonRar: Ok do you think I should put it on somethingawful forums or romshand forums or other?
kirelwins: and have kleatface baritone nintendos conversation in there too
kirelwins: romshand
kirelwins: psex romshand forums
kirelwins: do you wish to know my grand plan
DragonDragonRar: Well
DragonDragonRar: hmmm
DragonDragonRar: ok
kirelwins: this way
kirelwins: romsfat will see the conversations
kirelwins: and others will enjoy these conversations
kirelwins: and romsface wont have to write entirely new material for a possible future issue
DragonDragonRar: Hmm
DragonDragonRar: How much of it do you think I should post?
kirelwins: all of it
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[color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (4:48:01 PM)–>[/color][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] I offer ginger. Sweet ginger.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (4:48:28 PM)–>[/color][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]this ginger is tasty[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (4:48:31 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]but not tasty enough[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (4:48:41 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] I have failed.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (4:48:53 PM)–>[/color][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]bring me explosives and we will have fun[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (4:49:26 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] What types of explosives do you require?[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (4:49:39 PM)–>[/color][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]if it can level a building i want it[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (4:49:55 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] Ok, let me mug MacGuyver[/color]
[color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (4:51:28 PM)–>[/color][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] I have returned, with C4, weapons grade plutonium. (which I stole from the Race anyways) and red pen knife [/color]
[color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (4:51:37 PM)–>[/color][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]lets blow stuff up[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (4:51:53 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] Lets! I suggest France[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (4:52:04 PM)–>[/color][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]lets bomb france[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (4:52:40 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] But first lets steal their fires.[/color]
[color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (4:53:08 PM)–>[/color][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] Then we can steal their fries too![/color]
[color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (4:53:31 PM)–>[/color][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]yes[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (4:53:51 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] And shoot people in the face[/color]
[color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (4:53:54 PM)–>[/color][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] with GUNS![/color]
[color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (4:55:12 PM)–>[/color][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]yes[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (4:57:46 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]did you ever hear of my greatest wartime achievement[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:01:23 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] No![/color]
[color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:02:12 PM)–>[/color][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] I’m hoping it involves lots of death[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:02:15 PM)–>[/color][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]there i was in the battle against the acid spewing lizardmen who were an annoyance to the race[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:02:22 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]and it was me and my two buddies against them all[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:02:30 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]the rest of the race were probably eating cake somewhere[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:02:38 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]cake with nails[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:02:41 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] A greater annoyance than bricks?[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:02:51 PM)–>[/color][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]so my 2 best friends get killed horribly next to me[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:02:54 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]almost[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:03:05 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]and i decide to set down my gun[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:03:18 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]and i have a normal knife in one hand and a plasma knife in the other[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:03:25 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]and i wipe out the entire enemy army[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:03:44 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]and then i pick up my gun again and go to their home planet on a raft made of their dead[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:03:50 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]and wipe out the planet[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:03:54 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]and claim it in the name of the racew[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:03:58 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]or the race[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:04:34 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] I’m sure the race was proud and gave you your own command![/color]
[color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:05:03 PM)–>[/color][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]yes[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:05:22 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] and were you also rewarded with cake?[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:05:27 PM)–>[/color][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]lots of it[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:06:04 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] There was this one time (not at band camp) where I decided to hunt down the French and stab them in the eyes with a blunt pencil.[/color]
[color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:06:29 PM)–>[/color][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] The Queen rewarded me with stolen French cake and gold[/color]
[color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:06:43 PM)–>[/color][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] then the French revolted due to the lack of cake.[/color]
[color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:06:56 PM)–>[/color][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] The lack of cake was due to me having it.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:07:31 PM)–>[/color][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]this is good[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:07:39 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] I agree.[/color]
[color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:08:45 PM)–>[/color][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] My second greatest victory was when I decided to invade Scotland[/color]
[color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:08:54 PM)–>[/color][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] but that’s another (long) story[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:09:18 PM)–>[/color][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]i bombed jupiter[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:09:24 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]in science class[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:09:46 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] Bah, I never went to science class because I know all about science[/color]
[color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:09:55 PM)–>[/color][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] the British invented science you know[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:10:12 PM)–>[/color][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]wrong[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:10:14 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]the race did[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:10:43 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] Why I ought to stab you in the eye with a blunt pencil, but I only have sharp ones left[/color]
[color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:10:49 PM)–>[/color][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] I don’t like wasting sharp ones[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:10:57 PM)–>[/color][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]the point is moot[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:11:00 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]i have shot you[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:12:03 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] I have been shot[/color]
[color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:12:30 PM)–>[/color][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] Thankfully the British are also bullet proof![/color]
[color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:12:36 PM)–>[/color][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]i used no bullets[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:12:52 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] the point is moot[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:12:57 PM)–>[/color][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]oh no[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:13:03 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] oh[/color]
[color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:13:07 PM)–>[/color][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] no![/color]
[color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:13:38 PM)–>[/color][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] I shall go find Merlin and get medical help[/color]
[color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:14:10 PM)–>[/color][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] Our wizards are on the cutting edge of medical science! They plan on curing the common cold soon.[/color]
[color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:18:50 PM)–>[/color][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] I am cured[/color]
[color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:19:02 PM)–>[/color][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] Of the common cold, but I am still shot[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:19:03 PM)–>[/color][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]this may or may not be good[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:19:21 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] Well, I won’t knwo if it’s good or not unless you tell me.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:20:16 PM)–>[/color][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]romsus is a fatcat[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:20:31 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]and his life depends on when the next taylon arrives[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:21:25 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] Well, I agree[/color]
[color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:21:52 PM)–>[/color][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] You, being a mighty warrior, shuld go to his house and shoot him in the face is he refuses to make more Taylon soon.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:22:21 PM)–>[/color][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]i did[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:22:22 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]twice[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:23:06 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] In the head?[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:23:20 PM)–>[/color][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]duh in the head[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:23:46 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] Well, I was going to suggest shoting him in the leg.[/color]
[color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:23:54 PM)–>[/color][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] So we could take his brain[/color]
[color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:24:07 PM)–>[/color][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] Make a cyborg Roms[/color]
[color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:24:17 PM)–>[/color][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] A less lazy cyborg Roms[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:24:19 PM)–>[/color][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]he keeps his brain in a robot jar[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:24:28 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] For the sole purpose of making Taylon[/color]
[color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:24:37 PM)–>[/color][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] Phewww… I was worried then[/color]
[color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:24:54 PM)–>[/color][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] I suggest we make a cyborg Roms for the sole purpose of making Taylon.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:25:01 PM)–>[/color][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]i concur[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:25:01 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] By we I mean you.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:26:21 PM)–>[/color][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]shit[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:26:22 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]forget you[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:26:28 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]wait[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:26:29 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]no[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:28:40 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] I would, but I fear I would eat the brain[/color]
[color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:28:46 PM)–>[/color][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] Hmm… brains[/color]
[color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:29:00 PM)–>[/color][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] I’ve had a brain craving ever since I ate a slamm lab rat[/color]
[color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:29:11 PM)–>[/color][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] also known as a small lab rat[/color]
[color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:29:22 PM)–>[/color][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] I ate his lanky lab rat friend too.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:38:34 PM)–>[/color][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]give double dragon.rar your conversation with me[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:38:53 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] Give?[/color]
[color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:39:07 PM)–>[/color][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] I give nothing unless I recieve something in return![/color]
[color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:39:18 PM)–>[/color][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]he requires the script of the conversation for the thread[/font]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#0000ff]Klaatu Barrada N<!-- (5:39:33 PM)–>[/color][/font][color=#0000ff]:[/color][color=#000000] Well, I have closed the window![/color]
[color=#ff0000]Kirel Wins<!-- (5:39:38 PM)–>[/color][color=#ff0000]:[/color][font=Lucida Sans]well i havnt[/font]
OH GOD SO MANY WORDS, I hope you are happy now Kirel and stop burning all my family members!
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