College Football, Rah, Rah, Rah!

I blame the kid who was in the honors physics class adjacent to my honors chemistry class: Jim Sorgi.

Oh dear sweet lords Jesus, Allah, and Yahweh… I was there, I was one of 111,726 and I saw it. I saw the wanton destruction of Cathies. And it was sweet.

It is true though, Houston’s better.

CMU > Houston > Special Olympics Football team > Nebraska > a team of Mike Schley clones > Notre Dame

I blame Dwayne “I Think I’ll Drop the Ball Now” Smith.

I blame Travelodge. You know, the motel chain. Yes, curse them!

Greatest day of college football ever. Toledo and Marshall stun top 10 teams, while some other team whose name currently escapes my grasp plays its worst game of the century. And even MSU won…

Ummm, have you forgotten Iowa?

Meh, there’s no reason to focus on that issue, I’m sure all you folks are sore enough as is.

Now the real topic of discussion should be Mr. Gradkowski for the heisman. Come on now 49/62 for 461 yards and 3 tds that’s just rediculous. Navarre wishes he could put up numbers like that…

I want to fight with you, I really do. But God we were awful yesterday. I want nothing more than to kick John Navarre and Larry Stevens in their shins… and then kill them.

Toledo > Marshall > Oregon > Michigan >

What a disturbing universe this is turning out to be.

I’m not quite sure that I want to live anymore…

Everything I once knew is dead!

I’m still alive and well. Unless we’re still doing that thing were we deny that you ‘knew’ me all night long last spring break.

Ops.