College Football, Rah, Rah, Rah!

Until baseball entertains me at all, I will have to consider trout fishing the more entertaining spectator activity.

I have laughed many a time at a baseball players hijinx.

Come on…remember when that fag rushed an aging Nolan Ryan on the mound, and Ryan threw him into a headlock and laid blow after blow atop the man’s head?

That was perhaps the funniest moment in all of sports.

Baseball is fags, Trot. Deal.

why do you think he likes it so much?

That can’t be right. He doesn’t like wrestling.

Baseball is great. I must call into question those who do not like the great sport of baseball.

Also, I must call your patriotism to this country into question. Sure I call people who cry during the national anthem pussies…BUT AT LEAST I LIKE BASEBALL!!!

Haha, at least I watch Olympic hockey. You guys should watch Olympic baseball.

Hm.

Also, not all wrestling fans are gay. Some are girls with Yaoi fetishes.

Trot, baseball isn’t all that American any more. It is no longer considered unpatriotic to laugh at baseball players who strike because they think they should get salaries in the same ballpark (GET IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!) as other profesional sportsguys.

On the other hand, I should talk about what’s considered patriotic anymore. I still use the real Pledge of Allegiance

You think I was saying that I was patriotic to the United States? Ho ho…no.

Dominican Republic, my friend.

VIVA LA SOSA

SOSA: EL PRESIDENTE!!

Also, I heard a report today that the entire Toledo Rockets team shit themselves in unison after realizing that Marshall would be playing them this Friday.

I don’t blame them. Marshall is probably going to kill at least 8 of Toledo’s players in the course of the game.

Sounds like a pretty ho-hum game, then.

Yaoi… hahaha.

Sorry, that’s all I’ve got.

Yaoi is the culmination of self-expression and creativity. It will not be laughed at.

What the hell is Yaoi?

Something gay, no doubt…

HAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHAH

You know what was funny, when Toledo fucking tore apart Marshall and their “football team”, which were more like “fucking faggots”.

Fuck you hoe, don’t call me no mo’

FUCK YOU HOOOOE

Precisely.

So, how bout them Wolverines?

Sigh.

SIGH.

Here is a picture of several thousand people wondering just what the Badgers’ secret to failure is:


I have circled in red the area in which I believe these people to be. The tall building in there I think is the Field House, and right next to the Field House is Camp Randall, where the people are sitting. The giant building at the bottom is the capitol.

HISSSSSSS.