http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/college/features/2003/si/main/
Ohio State for NC and Michigan at 13?! Sports Illustrated can eat my ass!
Wisconsin will play a Wisconsin Option (hint: it’s a run) at whoever put them at 19.
U Rah Rah, running game!
HATE!
Although Michigan got this same kind of flak in 1997. All we have to do is prove everyone wrong…again.
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John Navarre’s career per- game passing yardage, third highest at Michigan behind Jim Harbaugh (175.8) and Tom Brady (172.6).
Mmmm…Harbaugh.
But I read a story in the Detroit News about Navarre getting a lot of second looks around the country this year, especially after blowing Rex Grossman out of the fucking water January 1st. Navarre’s response: “I don’t need awards, I just want to win the championship for the team.”
Excitement levels rise.
Oh, and SI.com sucks. They have Michigan listed as 11-2 (6-2). While this really should be the case (fucking cheating Irish Mick bastard cocksucking cheater motherfuckers), SI proves that it doesn’t know it’s asshole from it’s elbow…again.
John Navarre is hot on so many levels that I cannot even fathom him. Let it be known that I am on my knees, for worship or whatever other activity he desires.
I just have so much fun imagining Trot saying that same sentence.
You prove that you’re a fucking faggot again. And again and again and again…
OOOOOOOOOOH I LIKE TOLEDO! THEY ARE RAPED BY MARSHALL EVERY YEAR, BECAUSE WE ARE A WORTHLESS TEAM STAFFED WITH SPIDER MONKIES!
LOOK AT OUR FATASS COACH! HE IS A FAT FAT MAN! LOOK AT OUR STAR QUARTERBACK! HE CAN’T THROW A PASS OR LEAD AN OFFENSE TO SAVE HIS LIFE!
Stupid bastard…
omg it burns im ablaze oh good lord etc.
Look I don’t understand what you people are bitching about 13th is more than generous for a team that had 3 losses the previous year, one of which was a horrible humiliating loss to Iowa.
Oh and yes they beat Florida in the shit bowl or whatever that was omg they should be 1st.
Actually, the reasons they should be higher than 13th are:
- They finished last season in… 9th? And they’re better now than than they were then.
- Yeah, a humiliating loss to Iowa, a team that would have pantsed the so-called national champs… and whose quarterback should have won the Heisman. Carson Palmer, like SI, can eat my ass.
- The “loss” to Notre Dame didn’t occur. Bad call due to lack of instant replay. The Wolverines won that game.
- John Navarre, my lover.
Poma loses, much like Toledo.
Fucking, blowing, Navarre - all in one sentence. Yikes… you might be a “fucking faggot.” Though it’s Navarre and I understand.
I root for the expos. I wonder what their ranking is? Let me just check TNN.com and OH SWEET JESUS MY FACE IS ABLAZE! A NUMBER SO MONSTROUS CANNOT EXIST AH MELTY BRAIN SHAKE!
Senneca Wallace??? Are you shitting me?? He was fucking terrible, even I’d take Navarre over that pile of shit.
Anyway, preseason rankings mean jack shit so it doesn’t matter if Michigan is ranked 1st or 100000th, when they finish the year with 3 losses and ranked in the teens again it wont make a bit of difference.
Yes, because they were ranked in the teens last year with three losses.
Wow, YOU’RE SO SMART DAVE POMA!!!
Sigh.
Look this conversation is a lot simpler than you make it out to be.
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Nobody cares what rank Michigan finished last year because they were terrible and weren’t in BCS contention.
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Nobody cares what Michigans preseason rank is because they are worse than last year (lost their only good player in Joppru to the NFL) and will again not be BCS contenders.
That is all. There is nothing more. No “OMGOGMOGMGOMGOG JOHN NAVARRE HES SO HOT AND GOOD BECAUSE HE THROWS INTERCEPTIONS AT THE ABSOLUTE WORST TIMES POSSIBLE I THINK I WILL GO HAVE SEX WITH HIM RIGHT NOW HOTTY HOTT HOTT MCHOTTINGTON”
Now, someone get this conversation actually going with some talk about respectable football programs such as Virginia Tech or Ole Miss. Here, I’ll give it a boost:
ELI MANNING = HEISMAN TROPHY
(it seems only fair after his brother got cheated out of it because some lucky bastard who will remain nameless (HINT: He’s now terrible and far worse than a quality NFL cornerback, say someone like Fred Smoot) happened to pull in a one handed INT and then score a td on a punt return or some garbage)
Good day sirs.
God, you’re a moron.
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God you’re a jockstrap. Seneca Wallace was Iowa State’s quarterback. Brad Banks was Iowa’s quarterback… and deserved the Heisman.
Anyway, preseason rankings mean jack shit so it doesn’t matter if Michigan is ranked 1st or 100000th, when they finish the year with 3 losses and ranked in the teens again it wont make a bit of difference.
Umm… what? Which teens? The ones before 10?
Nobody cares what rank Michigan finished last year because they were terrible and weren’t in BCS contention.
Are all teams not in BCS contention terrible? Does that include Virginia Tech (10-4, ranked 17) and Ole Miss (unranked, presumably ACTUALLY terrible)?
Nobody cares what Michigans preseason rank is because they are worse than last year (lost their only good player in Joppru to the NFL) and will again not be BCS contenders.
You are the most foolish fool that ever fooled. I hope John Navarre throws an “interception” right into your crotch.
Herr Fabulous wins for all time.
That is the greatest post ever, because Gil is now on fire.