The movie will be produced sometime in the near future. Here’s the script, which is clearly genious:
[China]
Lui Han -“hello, my name is liu han–OH NOS A DRAGONFLY PLANE AAAGH I HAVE DIED” (Killercraft drops a bomb lui han explodes)
[Scene cuts to a house]
Ristin - “YOU ARE NOT ULHASSSSSS"
[Scene cuts to a spaceship]
Atvar – “We will crush those foolish Big Uglies.”
Kirel – “Exalted Fleetlord, It shall be done.”
[Scene cuts to Stock footage of piles of human corpses with members of the race edited to be standing on top, other footage of human tanks exploding at the hands of killercraft and landcruisers and such.]
[Scene cuts to present day San Diego, CA, Qualcomm Stadium. Dave Poma is wearing a throwback LT jersey, Ristin is wearing a throwback Eli manning chargers jersey. Ladainian Tomlinson scores a td on a sick 60 run.]
Ristin – “HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!”
Dave Poma – “Huge!!!”
Dave Poma – “You know Ristin, this is going to be the Chargers’ year.”
Ristin – “Truth. Although they will have to watch out for the Jacksonville Jaguars and Fred Taylor.” (mouth hangs open)
Dave Poma – “Hahahaha, You may be right, but I’m fairly sure he’s out for the year with a hangnail.”
[Dave Poma shown laughing and Ristin shown with mouth open]
THE END