I watched my country vote in an inept doofus for another four years!
It was neat!
Bomb Ohio; they lose the election.
My state was not stupid. Hooray for it.
I hate america.
ALLAH AKBAR!
Umm, the count isn’t over yet. No one has won. Everyone loses! (this reported at 12:32 AM PST)
My BBC map informs me it is the same six fucking states it has been for like three hours. Jesus. I recommend burning them all after I have a chance to escape.
Edit: looking at what states have been called, though, it seems that map is wrong. So it is less than 6. But still no one has won.
Yeah, in california with a population 1000000x more than ohio, we’re done counting… or maybe it isn’t close… governator.
in other news the chinese astronaut from america in space voted in the election.
Their counting machines broke. The vote-counters then proceeded to go for coffee.
And one fell asleep and was poked with a stick. He did not respond.
i’ve heard from a reliable source (some guy on the net) that people are STILL waiting in line to vote in an ohio voting place. they didn’t have enough machines.
Is it over yet? I wanna fucking sleep.
(posted at 4: 06)
Aww, man. Now they’re saying it could be a matter of days. John Stewart was riiiiiiight! Fuck this, I’m off to bed. (posted at 29-0: 47%]
Just know that if Bush wins, you can laugh at every Republican you know whenever ANYTHING goes wrong!
It’s so easy for me because I live in Retardo-Indiana! Retardiana! Everyone is a Republican!
I’ll be laughing at my roommate a lot for sure when Bush gets us killed.
Bush won’t get us killed.
He just won’t improve the country any.
I was watching the election stuff too and then when bush pulled ahead the presenters looked really depressed and talked about all the airstrikes and attacks which Bush might possibly be contemplating of doing next!
And then I played bloodbowl on my PC for about 9 hours. =/
The presenters were clearly not American. American anchors would have looked depressed but still talk chipperly about Bush’s plans for healthcare and other urban myths.
so uh… we’re boned.
in other news, I’ll be moving to Canada
You should all move to Canada. It wouldn’t even change our immigration ratio, and then the un could safely bomb america.
In other news, WWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU AMERICA! I WANT TO KILL YOU WITH A NAILGUN AND EAT SOME OF YOUR BRAINS, AND TRY TO COOK A LITTLE! YOU FAGGOTS! YOU MORONS! HERE’S A PICTURE OF YOU, YOU STUPID! DEMOCRACY HAS FAILED AND SHOULD BE RENT ASUNDER! WHAT THE FUCK, DAMN IT!??! WHY DID YOU FORFEIT, KERRY, YOU IIIIIDIOT?!? NOW WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH FUCKING STARSCREAM FOR 4 YEARS! DO YOU PEOPLE REALIZE IN THE END HE’LL HAVE RUN THE COUNTRY FOR A DECADE?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!<>!>!>! FUCK! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK!
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We’re so boned…
Boned boned boned.
its so cold in canadialand
Michigan voted Kerry and then voted to ban gay marriage and gay unions and gay existance.
Confusion.
Seeing as how the country can only go downhill from here, I’m pretty sure random civilian deaths will become a normal occurance. Bush will think, “Hey, I remember that guy from New York,” and that guy’s head will instantly explode.
If Bush gets heat vision or psychic powers in his second term, I’m DEFINITELY moving to Canada.