What the fuck? (large image, desktop, gay, E/N, slight furry content)

I’m just sitting here, minding my own business, when this guy sends me a message telling me how much he likes “my site,” so I try to send back something that makes it look like I’m away, but this obviously fails, so now he’s been typing for, seriously, close to 15 minutes.

It’s insane, and I’m scared.

I think he’s just trying to keep me close to my computer while he sends his friends to come to my house playing Linkin Park so they can shoot me, because they hate their parents, because Linkin Park thinks its cool to hate your parents.

Here, look at this image to prove I’m not lying:

Haw, it’s huge.

Reply how you see fit.

he probably just started typing and then walked away to eat some Arby’s

hey dude i love ur site its awesome >^.^<

Then it would say: X has entered text…

Instead it says: X is typing…

YOU ARE WRONG WRONG WRONG.

<B><FONT COLOR="#ff0000">I worship shimai<!-- (6:50:59 PM)–></B></FONT><FONT COLOR="#ff0000">:</FONT><FONT COLOR="#000000"> <B></FONT><FONT COLOR="#8f8f8f" FACE=“Lucida Console”>hay man i like yer site
lol its relly funny i like taylon
</B></FONT><FONT COLOR="#000000">:-)</FONT><BR>
<BODY BGCOLOR="#ffffff"><B><FONT COLOR="#0000ff">Trot to Trotsky<!-- (6:52:34 PM)–></B></FONT><FONT COLOR="#0000ff">:</FONT><FONT COLOR="#000000"> </FONT><FONT FACE=“Book Antiqua”>what site?</FONT><BR>
<BODY BGCOLOR="#0f0f0f"><B><FONT COLOR="#ff0000">I worship shimai<!-- (6:53:01 PM)–></B></FONT><FONT COLOR="#ff0000">:</FONT><FONT COLOR="#000000"> <B></FONT><FONT COLOR="#8f8f8f" FACE=“Lucida Console”>teh funny romshand site i
was on teh intarweb</FONT><BR>
<BODY BGCOLOR="#ffffff"><FONT COLOR="#0000ff">Trot to Trotsky<!-- (6:54:27 PM)–></B></FONT><FONT COLOR="#0000ff">:</FONT><FONT COLOR="#000000"> </FONT><FONT FACE=“Book Antiqua”>that requires the proper
documentation…you’re breaking the internet law</FONT><BR>
<BODY BGCOLOR="#0f0f0f"><B><FONT COLOR="#ff0000">I worship shimai<!-- (6:55:04 PM)–></B></FONT><FONT COLOR="#ff0000">:</FONT><FONT COLOR="#000000"> <B></FONT><FONT COLOR="#8f8f8f" FACE=“Lucida Console”>wat you some kinda
cop!!!</FONT><BR>
<BODY BGCOLOR="#ffffff"><FONT COLOR="#0000ff">Trot to Trotsky<!-- (6:55:12 PM)–></B></FONT><FONT COLOR="#0000ff">:</FONT><FONT COLOR="#000000"> </FONT><FONT FACE=“Book Antiqua”>I’M THE INTERNET COP</FONT><BR>
<BODY BGCOLOR="#0f0f0f"><B><FONT COLOR="#ff0000">I worship shimai<!-- (6:55:29 PM)–></B></FONT><FONT COLOR="#ff0000">:</FONT><FONT COLOR="#000000"> <B></FONT><FONT COLOR="#8f8f8f" FACE=“Lucida Console”>oh shit i was jst joking
pls dun send me to jail</FONT><BR>
<BODY BGCOLOR="#0f0f0f"><FONT COLOR="#ff0000">I worship shimai<!-- (6:56:09 PM)–></B></FONT><FONT COLOR="#ff0000">:</FONT><FONT COLOR="#000000"> <B></FONT><FONT COLOR="#8f8f8f" FACE=“Lucida Console”>the big dudes will rape
my sexy virgin ass</FONT><BR>
<BODY BGCOLOR="#ffffff"><FONT COLOR="#0000ff">Trot to Trotsky<!-- (6:56:36 PM)–></B></FONT><FONT COLOR="#0000ff">:</FONT><FONT COLOR="#000000"> </FONT><FONT FACE=“Book Antiqua”>get in the jail</FONT><BR>
<BODY BGCOLOR="#0f0f0f"><B><FONT COLOR="#ff0000">I worship shimai<!-- (6:56:48 PM)–></B></FONT><FONT COLOR="#ff0000">:</FONT><FONT COLOR="#000000"> <B></FONT><FONT COLOR="#8f8f8f" FACE=“Lucida Console”>very noooo!!!</FONT><BR>
<BODY BGCOLOR="#ffffff"><FONT COLOR="#0000ff">Trot to Trotsky<!-- (6:57:08 PM)–></B></FONT><FONT COLOR="#0000ff">:</FONT><FONT COLOR="#000000"> </FONT><FONT FACE=“Book Antiqua”>sorry, it’s my duty</FONT><BR>
<BODY BGCOLOR="#0f0f0f"><B><FONT COLOR="#ff0000">I worship shimai<!-- (6:57:54 PM)–></B></FONT><FONT COLOR="#ff0000">:</FONT><FONT COLOR="#000000"> <B></FONT><FONT COLOR="#8f8f8f" FACE=“Lucida Console”>yuu mean doodie!!!111 lol
rofl </B></FONT>

Nobody likes RH.com. He’s obviously some sort of terrorist.

…Can I have your room?

[color=gray]I tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end it didnt even matter. :frowning:
[/color][color=white]Also:[/color]
[color=#ffffff][/color]

It puts the lotion on its’s skin… [SIZE=7]DO IT![/SIZE] do it now you shite! :flame dev

//youtu.be/h1Dyqas6Sm8

//youtu.be/ClbBxEomrb4

And and and LOL! Furverts

…?

Figured it had been awhile since something wierd, strange and more to the point :Furry: :wink: