What made me masturbate tonight

John Kerry.

Or…

Hearing U2 on BBC News 24.

Option #3:

Hooray Crazy-fool is back (Voted John Kerry).

I voted suck face thing.

(Lieberman)

So hot, it makes my eyes burn.

It was a trick question, by the way.

It was actually BBC News 24 playing U2’s Beautiful day when talking about Kerry.

The BBC’s so impartial.