It has come to my attention that the front page of this site features four updates, with the oldest BEING FROM DECEMBER. In an attempt to remedy this, I visited the old updates to the site so that I may trick my mind into thinking that Trotsky or Gil has posted something (haha). Now I can see that THE OLD UPDATES TO THE SITE ARE MISssssssssssssssssssssssssSING.
I need the report on JTHS so that I may avoid The Gay unlike a particular poor soul.