Howdy my American friends.
I have decided that my view on Tony Blair being a cunt for following G.W. Bush around like a little puppy might be wrong.
After all, he is our leader. He must know something that I, the common man, doesn’t.
Taking this into consideration I have decided to join the pro-American British movement.
I am going to be as American as I can be, by trying to be like the most American thing I can think of… Mexicans!
I am currently wearing a white vest, blue jeans and drinking taquilla!
I can’t afford a low rider, so I’m bouncing about in my chair and shouting “Hey Esa!” and listening to Cyprus Hill.
I feel more American by the minute.