[video] The greatest thing in mankind's short history:

I know we’re supposed to be never forgetting on this, the saddest day in yadda yadda yadda, BUT CHECK THIS OUT:

http://www.local6.com/news/2469188/detail.html

It’s a bear, trapped in a tree, shot with a tranquilizer dart, falling onto a trampoline, bouncing, then falling on his head.

I swear, if this isn’t the funniest thing I’ve ever seen, may God strike me down this instant.

I mean, look at it!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, my God, the bounce!

I don’t understand how the accompanying story can be so disinterested in the fact that THIS IS THE FUCKING FUNNIEST THING EVER. This should be front page news on the New York Times. My world has changed because of this video. If this video ever becomes the center of a cult…I will join.

It just so happens that I am the leader of a cult. The center of the cult being that bear.

It would have been much funnier if the bear would have mauled someone.

Funniest thing evar!!!

I laughed, but I laughed more when the new anchor said that his grandma used to do that to get him out of the tree.