I AM MR. VASKA ZZIVANOVIC CURRENTLY SERVING AS A STUDENT IN SOME PLACE IN WISCONSIN, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. I KNOW THIS LETTER MIGHT SURPRISE YOUR BECAUSE WE HAVE HAD NO PREVIOUS COMMUNICATIONS OR BUSINESS DEALINGS BEFORE NOW.
MY ASSOCIATES HAVE RECENTLY MADE CLAIM TO A DESIGN OF A T-SHIRT WORTH AN ESTIMATED $1 BILLION U.S. DOLLARS. I AM WRITING TO YOU IN CONFIDENCE BECAUSE WE URGENTLY REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE TO OBTAIN THESE FUNDS.
IN THE EARLY 2000S MY ASSOCIATES AND I VIEWED MANY VALUABLE PICTURES AND OTHER VISUAL PARAPHENALIA ON A WEEKLY BASIS THAT HAD TO DO WITH HIPPOS. IN 2001 HOWEVER, A REGIME CHANGE IN OUR COUNTRY OUTLAWED HIPPOS AND WE WERE FORCED TO HIDE OUR HIPPOS IN VARIOUS FINANCIAL ESTABLISHMENTS. HOWEVER, WE FEEL IT IS NOW SAFE TO RECOVER THESE HIPPOS THAT WE HAVE STOWED AWAY AND PUT THEM ON A T-SHIRT.
MY ASSOCIATES AND I ARE THEREFORE THE FULL AND RIGHTFUL OWNERS OF THE HIPPOS T-SHIRT THAT WE SPEAK OF. OUR FRIENDS HAVE DISCOVERED NEARLY SEVENTY (70) NEW HIPPOS AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE RIGHT NOW. AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE, THIS GIVES US A CLAIM ON THE MILLIONS OF OTHER HIPPOS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE ON A T-SHIRT. OUR LEGAL EXPERTS HAVE ADVISED US THAT OUR COLLECTION OF THESE HIPPOS IS WORTH AN ESTIMATED ONE (1) BILLION U.S. DOLLARS IF PUT ON A T-SHIRT.
UNFORTUNATELY WE ARE HAVING DIFFICULTY EXTRACTING OUR FUNDS FROM THESE HIPPOS. TO THIS EFFECT I HAVE BEEN GIVEN THE MANDATE BY MY COLLEAGUES TO CONTACT YOU AND ASK FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE. WE ARE PREPARED TO SELL YOU A SHARE IN THIS ENTERPRISE, WHICH WILL SOON BE VERY PROFITABLE, THAT WILL GRANT YOU THE RIGHTS TO USE THESE VALUABLE HIPPOS IN YOUR BUSINESS ENTERPRISE. UNFORTUNATELY WE ARE NOT ABLE AT THIS TIME TO SET A PRICE ON THESE RIGHTS. THEREFORE IT IS OUR RESPECTFUL SUGGESTION, THAT YOU MAY BE IMMEDIATELY A PARTY TO THIS ENTERPRISE, BEFORE OTHERS ACCEPT THESE LUCRATIVE TERMS, THAT YOU SEND US THE NUMBER OF A BANKING ACCOUNT WHERE WE CAN WITHDRAW FUNDS OF A SUITABLE AMOUNT TO GUARANTEE YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ENTERPRISE. AS AN ALTERNATIVE YOU MAY SEND US THE NUMBER AND EXPIRATION DATE OF YOUR MAJOR CREDIT CARD, OR YOU MAY SEND TO US A SIGNED CHECK FROM YOUR BANKING ACCOUNT PAYABLE TO “VASKA ZZIVANOVIC” AND WITH THE AMOUNT LEFT BLANK FOR US TO CONVENIENTLY SUPPLY.
KINDLY TREAT THIS REQUEST AS VERY IMPORTANT AND STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL. I HONESTLY ASSURE YOU THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% LEGAL AND RISK-FREE.
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