Trotsky Sucks. Clark Loses. Dean Wins

THOSE SENTENCES END WITH PUNCTUATION
FAAAAIIIIILLLLUUUUUURRRREEEE

;w

CIIIINNNAAAMMMOOOONNNN!

Good sir, you have lost the right to criticize Taylon the Sprite ever again.

And possibly the right to vote.

so who’s going to be the cool cat who brings us a clip of dean flipping out and killing everybody

Says the Canadian who turned Kirel into some sort of wrestler.

… I Like Corn

Oh trust me, this is much worse.

I’m pretty sure Taylon the Sprite couldn’t get much worse.

You do it, mr lazy-pants.

http://www.all-encompassingly.com/crazy_dean.php

You sir, are one cool cat.

Haha, I get it - Howard Dean is scary!

So anyway, early polls say Dean is close behind Kerry (36-31) with clark and edwards lagging at 12. Lieberman will probably be out of the race after this. Clark and Edwards will probably stick it out till the 2nd though…

see here

You sir are looking at some interesting polls. The ones at MSNBC indicate Kerry crushing all competition. Also, Lieberman will most certainly not be out after this. This is the first vote he’s actually part of, and he will do much better in real states like South Carolina and Missouri. He will stick around.

And it seems obvious that Edwards is staying. Outside of the liberal states, he has the best shot of winning of any of these guys. I will be shocked if he doesn’t win South Carolina next week - just as shocked as I’ll be if Clark wins anything at all, the stupid bastard.

it’s only january.

Dudes, I am so excited. I read in this issue of the Badger Herald here (the UW’s unofficial outlet for whining) that Howard Dean will drop out of the primaries if he doesn’t carry Wisconsin. I’m happy I’ll be able to do my part! Maybe I’ll vote for whoever’s polling highest, instead of Clark, just to make sure.

translation: kerry

It shall be done. Dean shall not “Kerry” my state!