Also, my non-membership in the GOP would be a problem for that analysis. I think I have made it repeatedly clear that my political sensibilities are libertarian. Not to mention that the word “conservative” doesn’t stick well to an atheist with homosexual tendencies.
And you’re right, Aaron. Calling anyone a Democrat is a bit below the belt (this is followed by a wink, but I’m not quite gay enough to employ an emoticon).
And Trotsky has said numerous times that he finds Arby’s delicious, but doesn’t eat it because it’s “unhealthy”, whatever that means. So really you two are not in agreement at all. But rest assured, you are both gay.