You’re a terrible human being, I scoff at your beliefs, and I hate you.
I hate everything about you.
I wish your blood would be replaced with acid, so your heart would begin pumping pure acid, and you would slowly melt from the inside out.
I assume this would kill you, and that’s really what I’m going for here.
Actually, if you just suddenly died peacefully for no good reason, that’d be fine too.
Did I mention that I hate you?
And you’re gay.
Oh.
“I like to kill hookers, and then eat them.” – David Poma, Jr.
Oh come on now honestly you don’t eat arbys and plus you have sex with men I really don’t think you can play this card.
Also, you need to lay off the hatorade duder.
“SPIT IN MY ASS! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY, I DEMAND THAT ONE OF YOU SPIT IN MY ASS!” – David Poma Jr.
Hatorade is delicious.
And addictive.
Sweet, sweet hate. MUST HAVE SOME MORE!
Wait, someone here eats Arby’s? Yikes, and I thought all the socialism was bad!
Who wouldn’t eat Arby’s?
It’s delicious!
Gah! It’s frighteningly substandard. It’s like the McDonald’s of roast beef.
…
Although now that I think about it, this is even more of a zing against trotsky.
How? I now have another compatriot in the fight against Arby’s.
So the only person who agrees with you is a gay republican.
I think that’s what Gil meant, although it is not as zingy as previously indicated.
I wouldn’t go so far as to call him a gay republican.
I mean, he doesn’t deface me by calling me a democrat. That’s just below the belt…
Also, my non-membership in the GOP would be a problem for that analysis. I think I have made it repeatedly clear that my political sensibilities are libertarian. Not to mention that the word “conservative” doesn’t stick well to an atheist with homosexual tendencies.
And you’re right, Aaron. Calling anyone a Democrat is a bit below the belt (this is followed by a wink, but I’m not quite gay enough to employ an emoticon).
Now, a Dixiecrat…
Then I will assume Gil was talking out his ass again.
Oh, wait, he’s like the only person who likes my comic.
GIL IS RIGHT AS ALWAYS.
I agree.
And Trotsky has said numerous times that he finds Arby’s delicious, but doesn’t eat it because it’s “unhealthy”, whatever that means. So really you two are not in agreement at all. But rest assured, you are both gay.
Wow, that IS reassuring… ass.
Is that all you gays think about?