I just realized Arnold Shwartznotatoomah will fail. Why? No, not because he’s an action movie hero. That’ll get him every vote under 25, so it’s a good thing.
No, not the accent, but you’re getting closer.
Yes, that’s right, ARNOLD ISN’T AMERICAN. He was born in Austria, and even though he lived the past 155 years of his life in the US of B, you can bet every single ultra-conservative political columnist (read: all of them) will refer to him as ‘the austrian candidate’, as in:
“It’s not a toomah!”, the Austrian candidate maintained.
His non-Americanism will be brought up non-stop by his opponents as soon as they realize no one gives a fuck that he’s a crazy action movie star with an accent, except for the people who will vote for him for those exact reasons.
Being supah-smart, the Californian conservatives will say: “Well, we can’t have a <strike>negro</strike> foreigner running the state, can we?” and they’ll vote for some random idiot.
Yet he’s part of the Kennedy clan. How more American can you be?
America being the land of opportunity should embrace a foreign candidate with open arms.
Also Channel Four did a profile on Arnold a few days ago (followed by Conan). It started when he first came to London, lost at Mr. Universe, got taken in and trained by an English couple, went to America and became famous.
It then talks about how he’s cheated on his wife, sexually abused a lady on the set of T2 and isn’t a very nice person at all.
Conclusion: Arnold is the greatest man alive and will win with or without any polices. He is Arnold after all.
yea right, bush even said he’s in support of arnold running. Why do you think every republican is racist? I don’t think every democrat is a member of PETA, loves black people (I still think they only cater to african americans because they can get their vote), loves their 5 dogs, and never worked a day in their life. Most republicans AREN’T RACIST, there are like 20 people in the south that still care about race, the rest of the world doesn’t give a shit.
In other news CNN bashed arnie for being too stupid and not having enough experience to be governor, even stating he didn’t have an economic plan. Stupid CNN, he does.
While that’s true, the cynical core of my being feels I must say this:
But he’s draining wellfare and ravishing our American women with his foreign wiles! Send him back to old Mehico.
:lmao: