So Detritus is going to kill me, but you remember that bar napkin he mentioned and then yelled at me because I couldn’t scan it? I kind of lost it, and by lost it I mean some intrusive person in my home stole it and threw it away. I had just got my scanner working, too. Anyway, I will try to recreate the bar napkin of power’s contents as best I can.
[size=4]Jeez-its![/size] brand communion wafers: “Your savory savior!”[size=1]TM[/size]
Fun, bite-sized bits of Christ in five sacrilicious flavors:
·The fourth flavor which I cannot remember
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There was some product here. If Detritus looks at this, he can help me try to fill in these two gaps.
Methodist Party Jello
Messianic Lite microbrew