Yes, it’s based in my home town. YAY!
What’s wrong with evil? I’ve dedicated my whole life to evil and evil doings.
Oh, look at the time! I have to go scare (and scar for life) old ladies comming home from bingo now.
Trousers…
Shirt…
Underware…
Shoes… Check
Trenchcoat… Check
Looks like I’m ready!
mopery is better than scaring old ladies like that.
I hope you are okay crazy-fool, those old grannies can be pretty vicious when they are armed with handbags.
We should elect Arnold Shwarzenegger. That way, when Bush gets impeached, he’ll try to get away in a jeep, and then Arnie will jump in the driver’s seat, and snap Bush’s neck and say “Consider yourself recalled!”
There is actually an amendment on the table to allow anyone who has lived in the US for 30 years to be president.
I think we just need a 30-yr old president instead of some old motherfuckers in office.
Crazy fool how long is it till you are 30, I think we need to get some false documents made up!!!
A 30-year-old could not be president. Because constitution.
He would have to wait five years.
oh right, i guess it is 35, still we need a younger candidate instead of the old 50-60yr olds running the country now.
well, I’ll have to wait 13 years then…
Leon wouldn’t have to wait.
Leon for President!
And then I look straight at the camera and take the cigar out of my mouth and say to him while he is burning “No… You’re fired!” and then they roll the credits and show the bloopers, but at the end of the credits I burst out of the movie and say to the audience “It’s not over!” and then I win the academy award and become the president for life! And then, when I am being the president, I will give people tax incentives when they buy my timeless holiday classic, JINGLE ALL THE WAY!!!
I’m sold.
maybe then he can make cuban cigars legal.
he’d have to lift the embargo on Cuba, which will never happen because we don’t deal with communist countries… except China. China’s ok for some reason.
i thought china was moving to a capitalist/socialist society…
i don’t think we like fidel castro or something.