Taylon Script Contest 2

I’ll drive.

neither have I… although I may have not knowing what their called.

They’re a pastry.

They’re flakey, layered, and are filled with delicious apple goodness. You really can’t beat an apple fritter when it comes to deliciousness.

What’s a f

f1 or F ( P ) (f)
n. pl. f’s or F’s also fs or Fs
The sixth letter of the modern English alphabet.
Any of the speech sounds represented by the letter f.
The sixth in a series.
Something shaped like the letter F.
F A grade that indicates failing status.
Music.
The fourth tone in the scale of C major or the sixth tone in the relative minor scale.
A key or scale in which F is the tonic.
A written or printed note representing this tone.
A string, key, or pipe tuned to the pitch of this tone.

Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.

Also it is a generic function.

ritter?

I think that’s German for knight.

Das black ritter ist uber-impervious!

The black knight is uber-impervious?
(didn’t know Martin Lawrence had such powers)

I didn’t know anyone cared about Martin Lawrence, or that movie that somehow got made about him being a knight.

Black people who go back in time should invariably become slaves.

What? It’s the only logical end.

And the rest should be shot.

Wait did I think that or say it out loud.

hey wait a minu

You only thought it.

Unless you have a boomstick and a chainsaw for a hand, you have no business going back in time for any reason.

Hail to the king.