Taylon Script Contest 2

KBV · July 22, 2003, 1:47pm

Very well.

Gil · July 22, 2003, 10:02pm

where is my taylon

KBV · July 22, 2003, 10:04pm

So how many people have actually entered?

Romsus · July 23, 2003, 8:20am

Seventy-two bajillion

Weasel · July 23, 2003, 9:18am

Here’s my script:

[show Trot looking at gay porn]
[Romsus walks in]
Romsus: what do you suppose you are doing
Trot: die
[Romsus randomly stabs Leon in the face]
[Trot implodes]

NOTE: I know I should have made it into a .txt file and emailed it to you, but I’m lazy, and my script is six lines long. I also don’t think it’s really worth your time. But if you think it is, go ahead a use it.

I also realize that the contest is probably over.

Pipian · July 23, 2003, 9:38am

Also there is no Romsus in the comic. WEASEL LOSES.

KBV · July 23, 2003, 10:28am

Romsus · July 23, 2003, 10:53am

Sadly, the contest is over, Weasel. However, the script is very realistic. You must be looking in Trotsky’s window every night…and every morning and every afternoon.

Anyway, since those clownflaps over at the hosting company are apparently holding some grudge against my house, I still can’t upload from there, so I had to upload this strip from the workies:

<a href=“http://www.romshand.com/taylon” target=_blank>Taylon 172</a>.

It is insanity.

KBV · July 23, 2003, 10:56am

The Flaming El Donko has lost my respect.

Gil · July 23, 2003, 11:00am

May I suggest no more sleep for KBV?

Also, you will all bow before Steve Beuerlein.

KBV · July 23, 2003, 11:02am

The Flaming El Donko cannot touch me. I am inflamable. It says so on my label.

Wait, inflamable means what?
Fuck.

Weasel · July 23, 2003, 2:02pm

Would you consider my comic, even though the contest is over?

Pipian · July 23, 2003, 2:40pm

Now you see why Gil lost.

KBV · July 23, 2003, 2:43pm

Gil did not lose, I lost. This strip is 5 thousand hundred thousand million times better than mine, and it’s the worst of the winners.

Romsus · July 23, 2003, 3:04pm

I’ve never done a two-frame strip before…

Of course, it would never work out because I would spend five years trying to figure out how to draw myself.

Gil · July 23, 2003, 3:42pm

My comic is clearly the greatest taylon ever. It contains Steve Beuerlein. No other comics contain Steve Beuerlein. I rest my case.

Also: Did Mr. Karrer submit an entry this time? I assume you called him and informed him of the contest…

Romsus · July 23, 2003, 5:54pm

No, he did not.

I assume he’s dead, otherwise he would have submitted the greatest script ever.

King_of_the_world · July 23, 2003, 7:40pm

This Taylon contest week will last more than a week.

Romsus · July 23, 2003, 8:17pm

It’s only five days.

Romsus · July 24, 2003, 10:28am

<a href=“http://www.romshand.com/taylon” target=_blank>Taylon 173</a>