So Anyway... DJing Does (Not) Abound

I have just bought a new CD complied by Fat Wreck Chords called “Short Songs For Short People.” Basically includes 101 bands playing 30 second long short fast loud punk rock.

http://ntweb.mcn.org/taylorj/adam/smfsp/lyrics.html

Pip must buy this album and play it.

Hahaha, worst CD ever.

I guess… if you hate punk rock.

Punk rock is okay, but concentrated extra-loud extra fast punk rock is like a soft drink made hyper-concentrated sugar with caffeine in it and nothing else.

Which is bad how? Not that I’m defending the trash that passes for punk rock these days, but sugar and caffeine, man?!

I mean like if there was nothing else, not even liquid.

This CD has appeared around my house. It has also appeared in my car for some reason.

The reason is…
You are gay.
Gay, gay, gay.
Big huge gay.

they are breeding see there are two of them at my feet and now there are four

In which case, you would just freebase the sugar and caffeine… again, why is this bad?

Well, you’d probably die, but then again you’d die happy.

…happy, and running at 40 miles per hour, while screaming as loud as humanly possible.

while most likely listening to the cd entitled “short songs for short people”

Also it’s not just all short fast loud punk rock, there are some ska and chick bands as well… but I’m sure you guys all hate those anyway so it doesn’t change anything.

If Pipian truly intends to run a music station out of college…

www.hos.com
They have their own record label, even.

… that’s already a radio show apparentl.

Syndicated. You can bring it on to your station, when you’re DJ. Or do we speak here not of running the station, but of running a single program?

Single program.

Aha. I’d call it The Commune, makes it sound both slightly communistic, but also spiritual…