So I managed to catch a cold. I blame the horribley old and hairy black piece of bread I found the other day. A real hive of bacteria there. Everything is blurry and dazed, my reflexes are numb, and the left side of my face is useless due to sinus problems. Oh, school will be fun tomorrow.
Hey, my nose is dripping mucus all over the keybafmnkpbjzpdbzfpb;;;;;;
I’m sick too.
Poser.
I’m also sick, but it’s quite different. Whereas you have mucous on your keyboard, I have two underage boys on mine… fucking.
How can you type?
Between my legs.
I mean… shit.
Hahahahhaha.
Sept. 11, the day Oblivion got sick. NEVER FORGET 9-11!!!
Actually, today is also Paul Heyman’s birthday, which is like the most important 9-11 event, especially since it preceded that time the Sears towers fell down.
Paul Heyman used to own an indy wrestling fed. That’s it.
Is that today?
Oh, I guess it is. Happy September 11th, everybody!
Why, Happy September 11th to you too!
Do you want a peice of my Twin Towers cake? If you do, please take a spoon shaped like a plane and help yourself.
You sick bastard.
Oh, and when I first saw the title for this thread I thought it was about snorting cocaine. I am deeply disappointed.
Oblivion, it is my understanding that the Sears Tower still stands. However, I could be wrong, as a woman just came screaming into my building because there was a live raccoon in the dumpster. Upon checking, I discovered that there was, indeed, a live raccoon in the dumpster. I have just added rabies to the list of STDs I have gotten from creatures smaller than myself.
OMG NEVAR FORGET… (the day my school thinks it’s gonna be famous for having some loser window installed commemorating 9/11)
hey, my gay ass school built a monument to the occasion that 19 wonderful people took a swing at the great satan. Oh, and an honor guard stood in front of the memorial all day today…
vomit…
OMG TERRORIST!
NEVAR FORGET :(
:):crying:
In Quebec they’re doing a thing were you take a book you like and leave it somewhere for someone to find and make their day (and life) better. Now, this is pretty cool and generous and nice but, hm, WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH 9-11/PAUL HEYMAN’S BIRTHDAY PARTY?
The spirit of sharing and the American way!
The “and” may need to be changed to “or”.
Canada spits at the American way. The American way stops buying our maple syrup and the economy explodes.
SHUT UP YOU FOREIGN MOTHER FUCKER IT’S 9/11 TODAY AND EVERY DAY AND THAT MEANS THAT WE’RE ALL AMERICANS UNLESS YOU’RE ONE OF THOSE MUSLIMISTS WHO JACKS OFF TO PICTURES OF OSAMA AND SADDAM AND ENJOYS COMMUNISM AND BLOWING UP PUPPIES.
Never forget!
Is it of a man dressed in Middle Eastern garb punching Uncle Sam in the face?