Sigh...and a new rule

Crazy Guy Who Wrote a Book about the Commie State Dept: “OMG STATE DEPT EVIL!”

Pat Robertson: “o ya ur rite! we shuld blow ti up w/a nuke bomb lol!”

State Dept (watching “700 Club”): wtf?

Pat Robertson needs to excuse himself from this earth. He’s literally annoying the piss out of me now.

I mean…what the fuck:

“Maybe we need a very small nuke thrown off on Foggy Bottom to shake things up like Newt Gingrich wants to do,” he said.

I hate Newt as much as the next guy, but I don’t think he’s batshit insane enough to suggest we nuke THE FUCKING STATE DEPARTMENT!!!

ARRGH! Go to hell, you old penis wrinkle.

And, new rule: The other democratic candidates have to give up right now. Kucinich, Braun, LIEBERMAN, Kerry, Edwards, Gephardt, just give up this instant (keeping Sharpton for comedy gold).

None of you have a shot, and I’ll not have you dragging Clark’s name through the dirt. Especially when one of you is a vegan, another was kicked out of the senate for finance problems, another sounds like (and possibly is) Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs, another looks like the crypt keeper, another looks like his hair was transplanted from the early 1980’s, and well, I’ve got nothing against Gephardt per se…he’s just got no chance.


So Dean is ok.

Yeah, Dean’s ok.

He’s at least got a shot to win the nomination.

And I demand that Robertson is arrested under the Patriot Act, because God knows if I came out and said the State Department should be blown up by a nuclear bomb, I would be thrown in some deep dark dungeon for the rest of my life.

They should also start rounding up Christian Coallition and fundamentalist Christian members for general questioning about this threat.

Actually, if you said this, I suspect no one would care at all. Still and all, Robertson has made mention of this twice now, so why not assume that it constitutes a national security threat and deal harshly with him? I’m all for it.

My mom would care!

But seriously. Robertson: prison. Now.



… Penis wrinkle?