The Grim Petunia
an original screenplay concept
by Sam Zeitlin
Comedy: A shell-shocked war vet teams up with an alcoholic ex-CIA agent to commit the perfect crime. In the process they have mad passionate sex with a ghost. By the end of the movie they hijack 1,000,000,000 double agents and end up winning the admiration of their country, living happily ever after.
Think Clerks meets Brazil.
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Figurine
an original screenplay concept
by Phillip
Political thriller: A kind hearted prostitute teams up with a kind hearted prostitute to win a wager. In the process they deflower a kind hearted prostitute. By the end of the movie they have sex with 5,100 planes and end up winning the admiration of their kind hearted prostitute, living happily ever after.
Think sex lies and videotape meets Time Bandits.
Figurine
by Phillip
There you are, lounging around the football field wearing nothing but socks when suddenly you get off. Surprised, you take your clothes off, then open the door and are happy to see a pizza delivery person masturbating. As the cheesy music begins you can’t help yourself, so you take a bite of pizza, frightened by the size of the pizza bill that confronts you. Before you know it a car pulls up and it’s the Dallas Chamber of Commerce eating the pizza you’ve been waiting for. Being the gracious host, you eat all of them, much to their delight.
The air is thick with the smell of burning stew you left on the stove as 5,100 people are now writhing in a pile on the picnic table eating. You’re completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people eating at once.
Suddenly you look up and see a cop staring at you and you grin foolishly. You’re caught! They arrest you and you thank them profusely as the cheesy music fades out.
The End.
Dogowar
an original screenplay concept by Vladimir M. Respectable
Political thriller: A war hardened soldier teams up with the chief of police to take on the mafia. In the process they betraya gay interior decorator. By the end of the movie they hijack30*cable cars and end up winning the admiration of their country, living happily ever after.
Think It’s a Beautiful Life meets Dr. Strangelove.
Cat Scan Breakdown
an original screenplay concept
by CATSCAN FRANK
Action: An absent-minded scientist teams up with the chief of police to save the earth from aliens. In the process they accidentally kill a nun. By the end of the movie they poison 485 trains and end up winning the admiration of their country, living happily ever after.
Think Die Hard meets Mitchell.
That must be some powerful poison.
Nonsense. A good train poison can kill at least 600.
I should write a movie script. I should also turn the script into a movie. I should also film the movie.
Unfortunately, I am lazy.
Not that one…I don’t have the kind of money for such a large budget ($1000 worth of Arby’s).
Computer generated Arby’s is good enough, as long as you’re not making your movie in Tasty-vision™.
Danger Dance
an original screenplay concept
by Stevenson’s son
Drama: An antisocial loner teams up with the straightest cop on four continents to find the true meaning of love. In the process they accidentally kill a gay interior decorator. By the end of the movie they have sex with 17 washed up ex-SNL cast members and end up winning the admiration of their universe, living happily ever after.
Think Encino Man meets American Beauty.
Human Tornado
an original screenplay concept
by Suckity McSuck Suck
Black comedy: A kind hearted prostitute teams up with a well-built female cyborg to investigate dirty cops on the take. In the process they deflower a kind hearted prostitute. By the end of the movie they have sex with 69 oogly mothers-in-law and end up winning the admiration of their kind hearted prostitute, living happily ever after.
Think Die Hard meets Dolomite.
Ate You in One Hit
an original screenplay concept
by Sharky-Joe
Action: A renegade cop teams up with a fellow hostage who happens to have a black belt in karate to take a cruise on an unsinkable ship. In the process they are locked in a haunted house with a rookie cop. By the end of the movie they blow up 4800 cable cars and end up winning the admiration of their co-workers, living happily ever after.
Think It’s a Beautiful Life meets Army of Darkness.