Rip and Tear

Please allow me to communicate to you my desire to have you read this comic.

I read this comic and thought of you. That’s you plural, Y’all even. Whatever, just read it. You’ll like it!

I think that’s the best comic I have ever read!


I have the feeling that the people who made this comic never got to the point in the game where they got to fire the plasma rifle or BFG. Plasma are blue, not orange! And since when does the BFG shot bullets? Those foolish crack-smoking fools!

Got a gun.
Need a bigger gun.
Movin’ right along.

Needs more firing of the rocket launcher from point-blank range.

Needs more enemies who are Billy Joel.

You are huge! That means you have huge guts!

I’m a 12.0 on the 10.0 scale of badness!

Jesus, this guy makes Cletus Kasady look like Martha Stewart.