Random Crap News Article From teh tinternet "L@@K"

PREPARE TO BE DAZZLED BY TEKNOLUJY!

there. that’s useful.

and just in case anyone wondered, its here

YES IM BORED.

Unless they can be nailed down to the table I can’t see them lasting long as long as they’re neds about.

I suspect people are going to start spending more money on beer…

Um…I suppose this would work, if I didn’t have a tongue, helper monkey, hands, or a movable neck, and my bartender was blind and possibly deaf (depending on my speech ability).

Oh, who am I kidding? I’ll take 500.