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http://www.townhall.com/columnists/patbuchanan/pb20030608.shtml

This will be the greatest show television has ever seen.

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I’ll be watching.

Nothing like watching straight men act gay for cash and prizes.

Then, after they win, I will call them all gay.

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Hey, here’s an even better idea: Have one of these reality dating shows be about a desperate fourteen-year old girl who’s been dumped many times, and 15 horny old men. But here’s the twist! The girl doesn’t know there’s money involved, so after the best old guy gets into her pants, he dumps her and tells her none of the guys liked her, they were all in it for the money! Then, he locks the girl in their motel room for three days, alone with a bible, no food and a gun, and we film her hilarious antics! RATINGS GALORE!

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Originally posted by Oblivion
Hey, here’s an even better idea: Have one of these reality dating shows be about a desperate fourteen-year old girl who’s been dumped many times, and 15 horny old men. But here’s the twist! The girl doesn’t know there’s money involved, so after the best old guy gets into her pants, he dumps her and tells her none of the guys liked her, they were all in it for the money! Then, he locks the girl in their motel room for three days, alone with a bible, no food and a gun, and we film her hilarious antics! RATINGS GALORE!

I…

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… volunteer to be the 14 year old girl???

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Originally posted by aborted_Fetus
… volunteer to be the 14 year old girl???

Depends. How old are the men? And, more importantly, how horny?

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I don’t know. I’ll leave that up to whatever network picks up my idea(FOX).

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Originally posted by Oblivion
I don’t know. I’ll leave that up to whatever network picks up my idea(FOX).

Does that mean the men are going to be Bill O’Reilly, Brit Hume, Sean Hannity, and Geraldo? If so, count me in!

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Gross.

Bill O’Rielly would yell at you and tell you to shut up, while Brit Hume would jack off to himself in the mirror, Sean Hannity would wack off to himself watching Brit Hume, and Geraldo’s moustache would be all scratchy…

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Originally posted by Trot_to_Trotsky
Bill O’Rielly would yell at you and tell you to shut up

Mmm, domination…

Brit Hume would jack off to himself in the mirror

So? Who hasn’t done that?

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Sean Hannity would wack off to himself watching Brit Hume

While repeatedly punching Alan Colmes in the nuts, I imagine.

Geraldo’s moustache would be all scratchy…

Yeah, you’re right. Moustaches are sick.