In my usual trolling through the world of conservative punditry, I discovered something deeeeelightfully wonderful this morning.
I started my journey with Ben Shapiro, who is losing faith in George Bush because Israel is actually going to give the Palestinian people a small swath of land to call home. What more can you expect from a little Nazi dweeb, who thinks that Palestinians belong in Jordan and Lebannon (despite being from Palestine), and should be forced to move to these places at gunpoint. Sounds like a “final” solution to the Palestinian question, to me.
Anywho, I skimmed through that (it was pretty boring and rather queer sounding [not homosexual, mind you, but just odd]) and I moved on to my favorite cum dumpster: Ann Coulter.
Coulter’s problem is that she thinks that everyone is in line with her, except a few liberal extremists who write for the New York Times. This is strange, because every time I see her on a panel show on TV, she almost gets booed off the stage, but I digress. She has this notion that when she says something, 95% of America agrees.
A perfect example of this is in today’s rather pointless column generalizing opinions of everyone in America:
Should we apologize and return the country to Saddam Hussein and his winsome sons? Should we have him on “Designer’s Challenge” to put his palaces back in all their ‘80s Vegas splendor? Or maybe Uday and Qusay could spruce up each other’s rape rooms on a very special episode of “Trading Spaces”? What is liberals’ point?
No one cares.
In fact, the question was never whether Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction. We know he had weapons of mass destruction. He used weapons of mass destruction against the Kurds, against the Iranians and against his own people.
I guess questioning the intelligence that said: SADDAM HUSSEIN HAS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION AND WILL GIVE THEM TO TERRORISTS TO USE AGAINST THE UNITED STATES IN THE NEAR FUTURE is akin to saying: GIVE IRAQ BACK TO AN EVIL, OPPRESSIVE REGIME.
Boy, she just captures the liberal mindset so well.
Again, I digress…
Cumslut asked: Who cares? Implying that nobody normal, rational, and (of course) on the right cares that we can’t find WMD’s in Iraq. Well…check out this funky shit from the funkmeister of bullshit himself, William F. Buckley:
We do need to have a much better explanation than any we have had. Going to war to abort Husseinism is justified. But we are nevertheless entitled to know: How was intelligence information, presented as conclusive, so apparently illusory? Who was it, on the assembly line between the first man who spotted what he took to be WMD activity in Iraq, and the Defense Intelligence Agency and the president of the United States, who beamed out to the world not suspicions of WMD activity but affirmations of it, who screwed up? Who deceived, or was carried away? And what vaccines have our leaders taken to guard against other deceptions of like character?
While he gets to this in a rather round-about way, all the while writing off the responsibility of Bush, Cheney, and Blair (you know, they were just following orders), he is caring about the one thing that Ann Coulter just guaranteed us that nobody cares about!!
OH GOD, MY UNIVERSE IS TEARING APART AT THE SEAMS!!! GRAAAAAHAHAHSLKDASLK;HGLAGHLAS FROTH
Oh wait…
But still, these gasbags really do need to get their acts together. Who am I supposed to believe? A Nazi bitch who says that nobody cares (until we actually find WMD’s, then everyone will care because liberals are stupid LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL), or a batshit insane conservative whack-job who says that we have to care?
I’m so confused, I think I’ll just go buy an SUV…