I’m hungry. Give me food. Now.
Get a job. NOW.
eat a tree you hippie!
I have a sucky job making $6.75/hour at a grocery store. It does not make me enough money. I wish for food. Please?
you work at a place where you are surrounded by food, yet you are hungry? what sense does this make?
I was about to say the same thing, then I noticed that you had said it. So I didn’t say it.
oh, and the answer is: <i>non</i>sense
You should’ve. Food is expensive. Just because I have access does not mean I have the tools required to acquire. I don’t even get an employee’s discount, how shitty is that?
You should steal food, because apparently 80% of theft is by employees, why prove the figures wrong?
Mony sent.
I accidentally sent you anthrax. ;(
I hope he doesn’t eat the anthrax. Though if he does I suppose it’ll be in the belly of the beast…
Then he will have some mortality to contemplate. What will he decide, when he thinks about an end?
Spray-on butter.
$6.75/hour? That’s barely over minimum wage! I shall declare a new, higher minimum wage so that $6.75 will become illegal and, by default, the Food Place People will be forced to pay you more!
The new minimum wage shall be:
$500.75/second.
Sweet fuck what is a CyonPro doing here? We have no bears for you to rassle!
Never fear, for I have brought my own bears!
They are fearsome opponents.
- Deads CyonPro *
Oh God, Cyon is a God.
And $6.75 IS minimum wage here in Massachusetts. Fun, right? I also love working from 6-10 on Saturday nights. It makes me feel like I waste an entire weekend night doing nothing but making store shelves look pretty.
If you love it so, why do you complain?