People are fuckers

YES

Who wants Taylon when you could have delicious Taylon<strike> the Sprite</strike>?

I hereby declare this phenomenon ‘thread decay’

Oh wait, I have classified it. I shall attatch my name.

Detritan thread decay. That is what has occured.

Good day.

Blame Pipian, his vocabulary is limited to the following three phrases:

where is my taylon

I do not like Taylon the Sprite

YES

Except for no.

IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT.