LA-DE-DA!!! I refuse to eat it ungrilled, because I’M A DAMN FATCAT!
YOU ARE A DAMN FAT CAT YOU FATCAT, YOU!
(merry christmas)
Listen, I don’t make fun of the way you make your grilled cheese sandwiches (2 slices bread, 2 pieces cheese, 14 pies). And they come tasty this way anyway.
Hey, you got something against grilled cheese, you filthy, godless Red?
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH PIES!
Unless, of course, you eat too much pie. Then it becomes your problem.
And I have nothing against grilled cheese, but I don’t demand that my cheese be grilled, like the fat cat Mr. Gil there.
What, is he just going to eat uncooked bread and cheese?
You too, eh?
ALL OF YOU JACKAMOLES ARE FAT CATS NOW???
WELL, WON’T THIS BE A MERRY CHRISTMAS FOR US LITTLE FOLKS!!!
How am I supposed to expend fossil fuels gratuitously if I can’t grill my cheese?
If you are Trotsky you do not eat cheese anyway because it is filled with delicious, like Arby’s, which you also do not eat…
I’m eating grilled cheese right now. But I am not fat, nor am I a feline of any sort. I do wear a tophat and monocle though…
Are you Mr. Peanut?
yes, that’s correct
Dirty filthy fat hobbitses, all of you.
That grilled cheese looks like meat covered in flour.
yeah… has an interesting red tint to it
Mmm… meat covered in flour…