I was at a club, dancing with some women, some nice looking goth ones. Then I thought to myself, how would I even hook up with any of these women? The music is so loud I can barely hear anything, would I talk or just dance? I just danced, I don’t know how to meet women at clubs. Any suggestions?
Chloroform.
learn sign language
take some flash cards with you that say stuff like “wanna go outside?” or “can I have your phone number?”
give them your business card
stalk them when they leave
KBV’s suggestion
turn into a vampire (goth girls would come to you)
Obtain the largest 30-sided die you can find and show it off.
they make 30 sided dies? wouldn’t that almost be a sphere?
Not as much as 100 sided dice!
I prefer my 3-sided die
You can talk to them outside the club.
Sweet fuck it’s the sexiest brit ever.
I came for you and your bank details.