Oh shit, I forgot, flying involves planes

Away I go for the weekend.

I’ll return late Sunday, where I’ll figure out what happened in football for the day, cry over how terribly my teams played, then pass out.

You may all postulate where I’m going for the weekend, but I’m sure Zach will enlighten all.

Have fun, kids.

OH GOOD PLANES I LOVE PLANES!

OH GOOD, THE PLANE IS SHAKING VIOLENTLY!! I LIKE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS!!!

Egghhh…

I wish you luck with your weekend sir. If faced with any questionable situations, just ask yourself what Dave Poma would do, then do the opposite.

The truest advice available.

Thank you.

Note: this will not apply when the question is: Should I drink the beer or not?

Sure it will!

Dave’s answer: Drink beer.

AJ’s answer: Drink beer until I vomit beer, then drink the vomitted beer to get drunk again while drinking more beer.